Senhor Testiculo

[Jade Falcon]

Yes. It is exactly what it looks like.

Yes. It is real. A real, honest to God, set of balls....as a mascot.

Senhor Testiculo....aka "Mr. Balls".

Honest to Christ.

I found it completely by accident while looking up a meme.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/senior-testicle-bat-cancer-research-article-1.1367516

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senhor_Testiculo

You know who else he looks like?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"looking up a meme"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"by accident"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's a better mascot than Blaze.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Daddy daddy! I wanna go to the Christmas fair!"

"Okay sweetie! We'll get to see everyone!"

"Will Santa be there, daddy?"

"Err...well, no honey....but Mister Balls will!"

"...who's that, daddy?"

"Oh, he's a giant set of testicles, sweetie."


I can so see Mags having that conversation with his daughter.

 

[santeesioux]

"by accident"

Admit it bro, you were looking for balls on the internet!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Admit it bro, you were looking for balls on the internet!

No, really....it was for a meme.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

St. Dick and his 2 elf balls.

 

[e_blazer]

I hear that Senhor Testiculo works under Senhor Cachorro Quente.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I hear that Senhor Testiculo works under Senhor Cachorro Quente.

......he works under a hot dog?

You mean, a penis?

 

[e_blazer]

......he works under a hot dog?

You mean, a penis?

I was trying to keep it family friendly. Geez.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I was trying to keep it family friendly. Geez.

Dude, this is S2. We say "penis" like proper school boys.