OT Serious happiness question

[Chris Craig]

I hope you need some sort of transplant and I am the donor. I would love to know you wake up every morning realizing you have a little bit of The HCP inside you at all times, like your sister! #BAM

You wouldn't be a donor match. My bloodtype is hardcore Blazer. Yours is tainted with gold and purple.

 

[Hoopguru]

Id rather die

Hey man sorry about the pancreatitis. Good luck on Thursday and give the nurses a bad time.
Keep us posted...

 

[Chris Craig]

Hey man sorry about the pancreatitis. Good luck on Thursday and give the nurses a bad time.
Keep us posted...

Thanks. Its an intestinal obstruction. They thought it was pancreatitis at first.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I hope you need some sort of transplant and I am the donor. I would love to know you wake up every morning realizing you have a little bit of The HCP inside you at all times, like your sister! #BAM

A. Brain transplants aren't perfected yet.
B. They try to find donors that are at least as good as what the guy already had.
C. You can't spare any.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Id rather die

I'm sure your sister wouldn't go near HCP. If she did make that horrific mistake he probably only gave her PHV. (Pizza Hut Virus)

That isn't the worst thing that could happen.

 

[Chris Craig]

A. Brain transplants aren't perfected yet.
B. They try to find donors that are at least as good as what the guy already had.
C. You can't spare any.

Wait, are you implying something is wrong with my brain

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm sure your sister wouldn't go near HCP. If she did make that horrific mistake he probably only gave her PHV. (Pizza Hut Virus)

That isn't the worst thing that could happen.

I don't have a sister. But, if I did she wouldn't

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Wait, are you implying something is wrong with my brain

Collateral damage. You don't want anything from HCP anyway but I just went to the worst case scenario.

Besides, HCP thinks with his stomach and your stomach hurts. Makes sense.