Politics Shocked and distraught by the events in Portland

[Blazer4ever]

I stand in hunity with you, the good people of Portland.
Hoping and praying for better times to arrive.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

No joke. Shit is getting out of hand.

 

[Denny Crane]

Ban knives.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Ban knives.

Ban assholes.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Ban knives.

Great response to a heartfelt wish for our collective wellbeing. Now no one will think you're a beta cuck

 

[Chris Craig]

There seems to always be something going on lately. I know our cities motto is keep Portland weird, but damn

 

[stampedehero]

Another great town scab ripped due to an idiot.

 

[Denny Crane]

Ban assholes.

And SlyPokerDog is still here...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This is what happens when you let cucks run the city.

 

[MarAzul]

Ban assholes.

Oh, they are difficult to do with out.

 

[theprunetang]

Oh, they are difficult to do with out.

Those colostomy bags really hamper the social life.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Those colostomy bags really hamper the social life.

Wonder if there's a dating site for that. There's Farmers Only and Black People Meet.

Pretty sure there's a Herpes one too.

There should be one for anything that someone is worried about.

 

[theprunetang]

Wonder if there's a dating site for that. There's Farmers Only and Black People Meet.

Pretty sure there's a Herpes one too.

There should be one for anything that someone is worried about.

ColostoMates.com is a lot more user friendly than ColostoMeAndU.com and Bagsoflove.net.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

ColostoMates.com is a lot more user friendly than ColostoMeAndU.com and Bagsoflove.net.

You should start that and get rich. Throw me a small percentage for helping.

 

[theprunetang]

You should start that and get rich. Throw me a small percentage for helping.

Which one? Haha. I'm kind of partial to Bagsoflove.......

 

[theprunetang]

You should start that and get rich. Throw me a small percentage for helping.

I actually just googled it and there is a site!
Ostodate.com

I'll be poor forever. Maybe a tinder/grinder site for them?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I actually just googled it and there is a site!
Ostodate.com

I'll be poor forever. Maybe a tinder/grinder site for them?

That's fucking crazy

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hahahahahahah

 

[theprunetang]

That's fucking crazy

Honestly, it's good to know. Just in case your life literally goes to shit, you can still meet a lover.

 

[riverman]

Honestly, it's good to know. Just in case your life literally goes to shit, you can still meet a lover.

and after your date, you can just drop her off anywhere

 

[theprunetang]

and after your date, you can just drop her off anywhere
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I now know my destiny. This is perfect for me.

 

[Orion Bailey]

There seems to always be something going on lately. I know our cities motto is keep Portland weird, but damn

Seriously. Weird doesn't have to mean bat shit crazy!

 

[riverman]

It really sucks that street violence is escalating.....I thought that shit would be over by now in my lifetime. Suicide by cop is the new street drug.

 

[Chris Craig]

It really sucks that street violence is escalating.....I thought that shit would be over by now in my lifetime. Suicide by cop is the new street drug.

I've heard the come down off that drug is pretty quick

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've heard the come down off that drug is pretty quick

Nope. Doesn't always work. Don't know if it's in this story but that was the guy's plan.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...sg3GA-AphCC3AmHNA&sig2=HzC_f3idCGYcT_zEi6-vWw