Sign ideas for tonight's game?

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"THE HARLEM SHAKE IS NOT MADE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE"

 

[Pinwheel1]

Well I see the Knicks will have no problems getting up for the game tonight. . But I guess since we want our draft pick the atmosphere won't be a totally bad idea. So much for letting sleeping dogs lie.

Actually that should be your sign. "Let sleeping dogs Lie"

 

[RR7]

What are the rules on signs in the arena? I've never brought one.

I think as long as they're derogatory to some fat prick ex-player, anything goes.

 

[julius]

"Confirmed! Newfound Particle Is the Higgs"

hahah!

 

[julius]

TNT knows drama, Felton knows donuts

yes!!

Marv Albert takes a bite out of asses
Felton takes a bite out of donuts.

 

[RR7]

"THE HARLEM SHAKE IS NOT MADE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE"

Hahaha, this one's great. I think you should do this one and the Lillard one Sly. If only one, I think this wins. Maybe put in a Hey Ray in the beginning.

 

[julius]

My mother told me if I didn't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

So Felton. I have nothing to say to you.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

DEAR RAYMOND FELTON,
YOU REALLY HURT US LAST YEAR WITH YOUR LACK OF EFFORT AND FREQUENT TURNOVERS CAUSED BY YOUR LARGE FRAMED BODY. I KNOW YOUR METABOLISM IS SLOW AND YOU WERE PROBABLY THE LAST ONE PICKED ON THE PLAYGROUND, BUT I JUST MADE THIS SIGN TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I DISAGREE WITH YOUR LIFESTYLE (NO HOMO). SO, IF YOU SEE THIS, I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD, BUT I WOULD STILL ORALLY SERVICE YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.
YOUR MUSE,
SLY POKER DOG, ESQUIRE.

Denny I think we have a Rube Chat troll here. I'm going to ban him just to be safe.

 

[julius]

Miami does the Harlem Shake
Felton does the truffle shuffle.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

TNT knows drama, Felton knows donuts

"THE HARLEM SHAKE IS NOT MADE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE"

I'm going with these two I think.

 

[julius]

Lillard: rookie of the year
Felton: Honey BooBoo look alike of the year

 

[magnifier661]

What are the rules on signs in the arena? I've never brought one.

Mainly, no gay porno advertisement

 

[RR7]

I'm going with these two I think.

Woohoo!!
Unless you can think of a food that rhymes with drama.

 

[julius]

Felton: You make us miss Quintel Woods

 

[PtldPlatypus]

it's on TNT

Felton, you made Charles Barkley look skinny

It occurs to me that Felton next to Barkley and Shaq would look like a set of Russian nesting dolls.

 

[julius]

Hey Felton: VooDoo donuts called. Pay your tab!

 

[Denny Crane]

If you insult a player, the sign isn't going to be shown on TV for sure.

My $.02

"Go Heat!"

 

[Sedatedfork]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lillard is half the size and twice the player than Felton!

 

[Denny Crane]

"Aldridge has quit"

 

[julius]

OOOH!!!

old Portland Wrestling reference..

Whale on the beach!

Whale on the beach!

 

[Sedatedfork]

"Pound for Pound, worst Blazer ever"

 

[julius]

If you have one more Pie a la mode, you'll need your own zip code


(stolen from Weird Al)

 

[julius]

When you're only having seconds
Feltons' having twenty-thirds
If you say his shoes untied
He'll have to take your word...

 

[julius]

Is this game on CSN too?

if it is, HCP has to play this.

[video=youtube;t2mU6USTBRE]

 

[julius]

"when Ray sits around the house...he sits AROUND...the house. What I'm trying to say is he's fat"

 

[Sedatedfork]

"The only time Felton dropped 50 was to pass the physical"

 

[julius]

Comic Book guy.

"worst. Blazer. Ever"

 

[julius]

There once was a Felton from Marion,
Who put dozens of donuts in his carry-on.
He ballooned up in weight
and cemented his fate
As someone who ain't a vegetarian.

 

[julius]

bam! winner right there.