Notice Sly swore on a stack of cookbooks

[crandc]

Hey Sly Poker Dog - you swore on a stack of cookbooks you'd send me a Blazers flag after forgetting the watch.

Do you know what happens to people who falsely swear on a stack of cookbooks? They spend eternity eating fast food.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Going out today with @Rhal's jersey.

 

[andalusian]

Going out today with @Rhal's jersey.

The curse works. Sly just admitted that he is going out today with Rhal's jersey. Too ashamed to admit you all are going to a Burger King, don't ya?

Curse him again @crandc, next time he will dine at a Taco Bell.

 

[Stevenson]

I saw the flag that Sly got you @crandc at the game we all attended. So for once Sly isn't lying!!

 

[crandc]

Yesterday got mysterious package in the mail, with my snail mail address as both addressee and sender. Very odd. I don't send packages to myself. What was in it?

Turned out to be package from Sly Poker Dog with watch (doesn't run, hopefully just needs battery) and flag. Not sure why he put my address as return address. Is Sly Poker Dog afraid if I had his snail mail addy I might send the Lesbian Avengers, and their cats, to his home?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yesterday got mysterious package in the mail, with my snail mail address as both addressee and sender. Very odd. I don't send packages to myself. What was in it?

Turned out to be package from Sly Poker Dog with watch (doesn't run, hopefully just needs battery) and flag. Not sure why he put my address as return address. Is Sly Poker Dog afraid if I had his snail mail addy I might send the Lesbian Avengers, and their cats, to his home?

When I got it from the Blazers it didn't run and I'm sure it just needs a battery.

I put your name on both the sender and the addressee because if you look at the envelope there is also another sticker with a number on it because I paid for $250 of insurance on it. If the watch doesn't work after a new battery you can file a claim with the PO and get a new one.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

When I got it from the Blazers it didn't run and I'm sure it just needs a battery.

I put your name on both the sender and the addressee because if you look at the envelope there is also another sticker with a number on it because I paid for $250 of insurance on it. If the watch doesn't work after a new battery you can file a claim with the PO and get a new one.

Something from the Blazers doesn't run, who'd have thunk it?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

When I got it from the Blazers it didn't run and I'm sure it just needs a battery.

I put your name on both the sender and the addressee because if you look at the envelope there is also another sticker with a number on it because I paid for $250 of insurance on it. If the watch doesn't work after a new battery you can file a claim with the PO and get a new one.

You want her to commit mail fraud? Jeez

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ban @HCP or I'm telling my uncle. He works for the post office

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

TWO SCREENSHOTS CUZ SERIOUS

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You want her to commit mail fraud? Jeez

How is that mail fraud?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

How is that mail fraud?

You admitted it didn't work when you got it from Blazers. You're done!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You admitted it didn't work when you got it from Blazers. You're done!

It didn't work because the battery is dead. If it doesn't work after the battery is replaced then it's because it was damaged during shipping.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It didn't work because the battery is dead. If it doesn't work after the battery is replaced then it's because it was damaged during shipping.

Nope. You have to make sure it worked before....fraud.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nope. You have to make sure it worked before....fraud.

This sounds like a job for the...

the Lesbian Avengers

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This sounds like a job for the...

I'm sure there's a post office version of Bookman I can email.