Notice SlyPokerDog Sex Tape released!

[Chris Craig]

It seems our resident dog has also had his privacy violated.

According to the website Fappening 2.0, SlyPokerDog has engaged in numerous accounts of three-way action with a bitch he picked up on MLK Blvd, and his handler Xavier Agustus Octavio. The website released this photo:

And promised more leaks to....come.

@Denny Crane, official spokesman for the forum RipCity Two, released this statement:

"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Get fucked, bitch!"

Upon hearing of this sorid encounter, @barfo was said to be shocked and appalled.

"What kind of message does this send; when man and beast meet in some alleyway with some random bitch who he doesn't know? THINK OF THE CHILDREN, SIR!"

@crandc, the only female member of S2, was likewise angry at the perverted display.

"This is a clear example of misogynistic brutality against women....wait.....uh...."

The other members of S2 gathered outside the Moda Center to show their support of SlyPokerDog in his hour of need.

"He had NOTHING to do with this leak!" said @MarAzul. "For pete's sake, all he did was pee on someone's leg!"

@Jade Falcon, a two-year member in excellent standing, was shocked. "It's those GODDAMN LIBERALS! Leftists are destroying us all!"

"It's a disgusting attempt to frame our beloved dog in a negative light," said @Rastapopoulos. "But ultimately, this can all be traced back to TRUMP! I have proof on Twitter!"

@EL PRESIDENTE released a statement from his Klan retreat. "At least it wasn't a Black Lab!"

"His only crime is being a dog who is sly at playing poker," said @KingSpeed. "The Blazers are clearly better than Golden State."

@Mediocre Man was cornered in a parking garage while wearing a cape, with women's lingerie and a battle helmet. When asked his thoughts on the SlyPokerDog scandal, he merely replied, "I know....NOTHING!"

Just two hours ago, Fappening 2.0 released further pictures of SlyPokerDog's misdeeds, which include orgies with German Shepherds, spy-cam footage of what appears to be SlyPokerDog with a male Chihuahua, and licking the leg of his handler. As well as a highly inappropriate video of the illicit affair.

We tried to reach out to SlyPokerDog by phone, but he merely said "WOOF!" and hung up. We will continue to monitor this story as it progresses.

Great post!!! Hahahahah ROFLMAO....wait no sarcastic quote from me?

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Jade Falcon]

Great post!!! Hahahahah ROFLMAO....wait no sarcastic quote from me?

lol, sorry. I was REALLY tired when I made that post, and those names were what I could come up with off the top of my head.

I'll include you in Sly's next scandal. Promise.

 

[Chris Craig]

I told you @SlyPokerDog destroy the hard drive didn't I...see what happens

 

[Jade Falcon]

The paparazzi is closing in!

Sly learned how to do this from his nemesis, Jade Falcon Cat:



Sly hates black pussy.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Pshhhh call me when Mrs. HCP's sex tape gets released. Well, it'll be more like a 5 hour movie... "Mrs. HCP does RC2" cumming to the Oregon Theater, June 17th!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Pshhhh call me when Mrs. HCP's sex tape gets released. Well, it'll be more like a 5 hour movie... "Mrs. HCP does RC2" cumming to the Oregon Theater, June 17th!

I'm not even entirely convinced that HCP is a real person. He might be a myth; a ghostly apparition that you can see out of the corner of your eye, but when you look at him....POOF!...gone.