OT Sly's house of random, 2017 edition

[Minstrel]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Whoa!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think this was written by @EL PRESIDENTE.

 

[stampedehero]

Wood chipper weapon of choice in attempted murder

KEIZER, Ore. (KOIN) — A tree service employee faces an attempted murder charge after he tried to shove a co-worker head first into a wood chipper last Thursday, Keizer police said.

The men were at a work site in Keizer when Scott Edward Iverson allegedly attacked his 22-year-old co-worker from behind shortly before 2 p.m. The victim, whose name has not been released, said Iverson “snuck up” behind him, put him in a choke hold and tried to shove him into the running wood chipper.

As they struggled, a third worker saw what was happening and pulled Iverson off the victim, police said. Iverson then walked away.

About a day later, Iverson was found at a restaurant in Stayton and was arrested without incident. The 26-year-old faces attempted murder and 4th-degree assault charges.

The victim told police he had no previous issues with Iverson.

The investigation continues and anyone with information is asked to call Detective Ben Howden at 503.390.3713, extension 3525.

http://koin.com/2017/05/01/wood-chipper-weapon-of-choice-in-attempted-murder/

Iverson saw "Fargo" in marathon mode and he freaked out.

 

[stampedehero]

I think this was written by @EL PRESIDENTE.

His poopa and M & S stats were not of any interest but the rest is worth a facebook post so he could be completely transparent. .

 

[stampedehero]

Whoa!

I certainly would view that completely different in 1969.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

 

[Chris Craig]

@SlyPokerDog found the pick from your high school yearbook

 

[MARIS61]

Thinking of getting one of these...

 

[Dougnsalem]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If @HCP and @BlazerWookee had a kid.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Without the video there was no way the insurance company was going to buy this story.

"I'm being completely serious, my car burned up in a flood."

 

[e_blazer]

Without the video there was no way the insurance company was going to buy this story.

"I'm being completely serious, my car burned up in a flood."

That takes a serious amount of charcoal starter. Hope the insurance payout was worth it.

 

[stampedehero]

I recently watched the March 11 meltdown documentary. Japan should have built that plant facing the East.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Attempted Manslaughter

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Accident on CA-14 south in Newhall, CA 6/21/2017

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who knew @MarAzul had moves?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

One lucky SOB.

 

[riverman]

Thinking of getting one of these...

I'm way too claustrophobic to get in one of those...I don't even like elevators

 

[Dougnsalem]

 

[riverman]

I want one...perfect for trout fishing!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Epic!

 

[Sedatedfork]

 

[SlyPokerDog]