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Sounds like I need to change my moniker to SlyPokerBull.

I think you mean Bull Shit, as in you can out bull shit anyone. The only reason I know anything about it is because I read your book and practice it religiously. Damn, you know your bull shit.
 
Yes, when I think Vegas I immediately think seafood.
The casinos fly it in daily. This little place is fabulous. When I first went to Island Flavor here and all the women were 5'10" and about 300 lbs I knew it would be good.

I stood out like a sore thumb in this little Mexican place, everyone else there was Hispanic and I knew then that I was in for a treat. Mmmmmmmm
 
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The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
 

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