OT Sly's house of random, 2019 edition

[SlyPokerDog]

What a time to be alive!

 

[Lanny]

What a time to be alive!

When I was a kid we had an ice cream store in town called "24 Flavors". My favorite was Raspberry Ripple.

 

[yankeesince59]

When I was a kid we had an ice cream store in town called "24 Flavors". My favorite was Raspberry Ripple.

Baskin Robbins ?

 

[Lanny]

Baskin Robbins ?

Long before Baskin-Robbins.
This was in the 50s.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Click blurred picture to play video.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

This would also explain Frank Zappas death......he named his daughter Moon Unit

 

[andalusian]

Wow. A Sean Lock meme on S2. Will the wonders ever cease?

BTW - I like this one better:

 

[Lanny]

This would also explain Frank Zappas death......he named his daughter Moon Unit

This makes me wonder why Andy Williams and Henry Mancini died, singer and song writer of Moon River.
Geez, now I'm worried about you since you refreshed our brains on the subject. I wonder if they'll take away the glue I was sniffing when I thought of this brilliant bit of insight.

 

[Lanny]

Surely, this guy is a member of the Trump cult.

 

[Lanny]

This? This is your mind on glue. Any questions?

 

[stampedehero]

Sprinkler room with OS&Y valves. Violations! They must always be chained so the system is "open". No storage allowed !

 

[stampedehero]

I have been there before. In fact, in '72, my buddy and I hitch hiked from Erie to Pittsburgh in a blizzard. Thank God the rednecks did not bias me for my long hair. We got into a gas station and were marooned. Others were there with proper party goods (PPG). After a while everything turned out OK.

 

[stampedehero]

When I was a kid we had an ice cream store in town called "24 Flavors". My favorite was Raspberry Ripple.

My dad inherited a milk business after WW2. He expanded into ice cream. I grew up in that business. While my older brother was down the shore with his buds, I was a tool! We had a batch freezer and I became quite good at producing product. My favorite flavor was Chocolate with various cool things added such as graham crackers and variegated chocolate (like a Klondike) ripple.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[yankeesince59]

I want one !

 

[Lanny]

LOL, oh come on people, that was funny.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[yankeesince59]

"Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
This year's submissions:
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[julius]

"Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
This year's submissions:
==========================================================================================


I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

I propose we call those "ABMisms"

 

[yankeesince59]

I can see the state of Utah making it illegal for cops to masturbate ON their cars but IMO, masturbating IN their cars should be allowed.

 

[yankeesince59]

I propose we call those "ABMisms"

Agreed, but am I allowed to second your motion, or does another Mod have to do it?

 

[julius]

Agreed, but am I allowed to second your motion, or does another Mod have to do it?

Roll call!

 

[yankeesince59]

Roll call!

The representative from Georgia votes "Aye".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I shave in the shower while enjoying the hot water. Got a gas hot water heater so I never run out of hot water.