OT Sly's house of random, 2020 edition

[Dougnsalem]

 

[Dougnsalem]

I cant remember what's already been posted. Sorry if it's been here before....

 

[stampedehero]

Patrick Simmons (One of my favorites)

 

[Dougnsalem]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

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Probably someone that doesn't have flood insurance.

 

[Chris Craig]

What in the actual fuck?

 

[yankeesince59]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-men-accused-gluing-winning-numbers-lotto-ticket-n1112151

Two men accused of gluing winning numbers onto lotto ticket
Lottery officials told police the men presented an altered $100,000 ticket that appeared to have the winning numbers glued onto it.



Jan. 7, 2020, 6:40 PM EST
By Janelle Griffith
Two Mississippi men attempted to scam the state lottery commission by submitting a losing ticket that had the winning numbers glued onto it, police said.

Russell Sparks.Flowood Police
Odis Latham, 47, and Russell Sparks, 48, both of Columbus, were arrested Monday and charged with uttering counterfeit instrument over $1,000 and conspiracy offenses, Flowood Police Sgt. Adam Nelson said. Latham was also charged with false identification information.


The state lottery commission called Flowood police about the fake ticket about 9:20 a.m. Monday, Nelson said.

Odis Latham.Flowood Police
Lottery officials told police the men presented an altered $100,000 ticket that appeared to have the winning numbers glued onto it. The ticket was signed and presented to the commission for payment, police said.

The state lottery commission did not immediately return a request for comment.

The men are being held at Rankin County Jail and have entered not guilty pleas, police said. Latham is being held on $51,000 bond and Sparks on $20,000 bond. Sparks is scheduled to appear in court on Thursday. It is unclear if they have attorneys.

 

[Shaboid]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-men-accused-gluing-winning-numbers-lotto-ticket-n1112151

Two men accused of gluing winning numbers onto lotto ticket
Lottery officials told police the men presented an altered $100,000 ticket that appeared to have the winning numbers glued onto it.



Jan. 7, 2020, 6:40 PM EST
By Janelle Griffith
Two Mississippi men attempted to scam the state lottery commission by submitting a losing ticket that had the winning numbers glued onto it, police said.

Russell Sparks.Flowood Police
Odis Latham, 47, and Russell Sparks, 48, both of Columbus, were arrested Monday and charged with uttering counterfeit instrument over $1,000 and conspiracy offenses, Flowood Police Sgt. Adam Nelson said. Latham was also charged with false identification information.


The state lottery commission called Flowood police about the fake ticket about 9:20 a.m. Monday, Nelson said.

Odis Latham.Flowood Police
Lottery officials told police the men presented an altered $100,000 ticket that appeared to have the winning numbers glued onto it. The ticket was signed and presented to the commission for payment, police said.

The state lottery commission did not immediately return a request for comment.

The men are being held at Rankin County Jail and have entered not guilty pleas, police said. Latham is being held on $51,000 bond and Sparks on $20,000 bond. Sparks is scheduled to appear in court on Thursday. It is unclear if they have attorneys.

Bold attempt.

 

[Lanny]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I do have a hard time believing all of those Oranges are Mandarin though. I mean, c'mon some of those are kinda large if you ask me.

 

[Lanny]

I do have a hard time believing all of those Oranges are Mandarin though. I mean, c'mon some of those are kinda large if you ask me.

We need to get to the orange of that.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Feeding a fed horse is cruel. And making two birds share the same scone? Wtf!

 

[Shaboid]

https://www.snopes.com/ap/2020/01/09/man-breaks-into-taco-bell-prepares-food-takes-nap/

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) — Taco Bell wasn’t open on Christmas Day but a burglar in Georgia decided he wanted a festive feast anyway — and to take a nap while he was at it.

Police have asked for the public’s help in identifying the man who broke into the restaurant, prepared food and fell asleep early Christmas morning.

At around 12:15 a.m. on Dec. 25, a man approached a Taco Bell in unincorporated Lawrenceville and entered through the drive-thru window. Surveillance video showed him using the fryers to make himself a meal. After eating, he proceeded to take a nap on the restaurant floor. Prior to leaving about three hours later, the suspect stole a laptop and tablet, investigators said.

The suspect was described as a black male wearing black sweatpants, a black hooded sweatshirt, and black sneakers. Anyone with information in this case, was urged to contact police at 770-513-5300.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[barfo]

That should be a flowchart, not a sequence of steps.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

That should be a flowchart, not a sequence of steps.

barfo

Flow charts are an ancient paradigm.
We now use object oriented design.

 

[yankeesince59]

From the "WTF" department;

https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina

Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
By Amanda Prestigiacomo
DailyWire.com

Rich Fury/Getty Images for Girlboss
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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.


The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Goop, clearly, is not a traditional brand. In 2018, for example, the wellness company settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps.

“It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis,” The Daily Wire reported. “Apparently, Goop knew — or, according to a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website.”

 

[Lanny]

From the "WTF" department;

https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina

Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
By Amanda Prestigiacomo
DailyWire.com

Rich Fury/Getty Images for Girlboss
Facebook
Twitter
Mail
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.


The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Goop, clearly, is not a traditional brand. In 2018, for example, the wellness company settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps.

“It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis,” The Daily Wire reported. “Apparently, Goop knew — or, according to a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website.”

No thanks.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

That's pretty damn cool

 

[andalusian]

Flow charts are an ancient paradigm.
We now use object oriented design.

Listen Boomer, we just feed this to an AWS machine-learning instance and get a prediction. None of this oldies style deterministic algorithm.

 

[Lanny]

Listen Boomer, we just feed this to an AWS machine-learning instance and get a prediction. None of this oldies style deterministic algorithm.

What kind of new fanged gadget are you kids using? AWS doesn't even have the initials of a Mealy or Moore machine in it.