OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[Lanny]

Holy shit, they're teachin' 'em young.

 

[Chris Craig]

What the hell! That's real?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Yeah, nice try, but those damn birds are only good on my plate at dinnertime.

Tell me that's chicken.

 

[Lanny]

Quail. Don' tell me you've never had one?

Never had quail nor grouse nor even wild turkey, only pheasant.

 

[Lanny]

A bit of work chewing through the bones to get to the meat, but quite yummy.

I've heard it's yummy.

 

[Lanny]

My favorite thing to do at the beach:
Build a drift wood fire and roast hot dogs, the splitting kind with lots of mustard and some chopped onions all washed down with either an ice cold beer or an ice cold root beer.
Other favorites, dig for razor clams or fly a kite.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Being that it's the church of Satan, shouldn't they be cheating on their taxes?

 

[Chris Craig]

Being that it's the church of Satan, shouldn't they be cheating on their taxes?

Oh, I'm sure they itemize. Pigs blood and goat horns get expensive.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

I thought male country music was about pick up trucks

 

[Chris Craig]

Kevin James? What the fuck Tennessee? ABM has some explaining to do

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Kevin James? What the fuck Tennessee? ABM has some explaining to do

Maybe @ABM is a chubby chaser.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Chris Craig]

Maybe @ABM is a chubby chaser.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Maybe it's a men in uniform thing

All that time as Doug Heffernan finally paying off

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Maybe it's a men in uniform thing

All that time as Doug Heffernan finally paying off

I have no idea what your post means but I liked it anyways.

 

[Chris Craig]

I have no idea what your post means but I liked it anyways.

He played a UPS esque delivery driver in King of Queens

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[barfo]

Disagree. Those are really great, they were written by people not in high school, and most of them are similes, not analogies.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Disagree. Those are really great, they were written by people not in high school, and most of them are similes, not analogies.

barfo

Agreed

 

[andalusian]

Disagree

Agreed

The sexual tension is thick.

 

[Lanny]

The sexual tension is thick.

Their heads are thick.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I could do that without paying the fifty bucks.

 

[Lanny]

Disagree. Those are really great, they were written by people not in high school, and most of them are similes, not analogies.

barfo

I can see they're not analogies. I've forgotten what a simile is.

A whole ass or just the hole?

I'm pretty much all ass.

 

[Chris Craig]

I could do that without paying the fifty bucks.

My thought exactly