OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

BTW, these are the pics I took. Prior to taking these I had considered bigfoot a total hoax. Now, I'm not so sure. <shrug>

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I am sure.

 

[Lanny]

My God, that's so real looking. I've got a vast collection of Big Foot proof for sale if anyone's interested.
By the way, that damn Mrs. Big Foot has a giant crush on me and follows me everywhere I go. Dear Ann Landers, what do I do?
Mr. Big Foot is wondering if I'd be interested in some wife swapping. I'm afraid of hurting that beast's feelings. Again, Ann, what do I do?

 

[stampedehero]

Is this in your front yard?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is this in your front yard?

No.

 

[stampedehero]

300 million-year-old 'Godzilla shark' identified as new species, gets a new name (microsoftnewskids.com) Catch, Bake Skew and serve the village with a shark like this.

 

[stampedehero]

No.

Possibly your neighbors.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Possibly your neighbors.

Sounds like you want to be the little spoon.

 

[Lanny]

Is this in your front yard?

Aha, you've driven by his house, I see.
Did it have a carport and a rusty old one by trailer house on a weeded lot? Was Sly outside in his beer stained underwear chain smoking while nursing a Hamms.

 

[Road Ratt]

Minutes into a 911 call a Florida driver realizes what smashed through her windshield.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/minutes-911-call-florida-driver-183443345.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

groan

 

[Chris Craig]

Wouldn't the weight of the dirt break a coffin made of glass

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wouldn't the weight of the dirt break a coffin made of glass

How would anyone know?

 

[Chris Craig]

How would anyone know?

The laws of physics?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The laws of physics?

Yes, but are you going to dig them up and check the glass?

 

[andalusian]

Wouldn't the weight of the dirt break a coffin made of glass

https://www.glassonweb.com/article/structural-glass-engineering

 

[Chris Craig]

Yes, but are you going to dig them up and check the glass?

Didn't a magician die that way?

 

[Chris Craig]

https://www.glassonweb.com/article/structural-glass-engineering

Interesting. I will say the difference in a building vs a 6ft coffin in the pressure per square feet/inch it can take before collapsing is exponential.

 

[Lanny]

The laws of physics?

According to Heisenberg if you measure it you will change it.However, still remains to be seen.

 

[Road Ratt]

Quarantinewhile... Will D.C. Police Face Justice After Drag Race Wreck?

 

[ABM]

I don't generally drink cocktails, but my wife wants to watch the Kentucky Derby this Saturday and make it kind of a special day. (Not certain why, but, hey, I'm running with it. )

Therefore, steaks and all the trimmings are in order. Instead of mint julips which she'll be having), I'm opting for bloody mary's. This "smoked" mix by Traeger is some of the best I've ever had.

 

[Road Ratt]

The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: Man Throws Rabid Bobcat.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: Man Throws Rabid Bobcat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Lanny]

I don't generally drink cocktails, but my wife wants to watch the Kentucky Derby this Saturday and make it kind of a special day. (Not certain why, but, hey, I'm running with it. )

Therefore, steaks and all the trimmings are in order. Instead of mint julips which she'll be having), I'm opting for bloody mary's. This "smoked" mix by Traeger is some of the best I've ever had.

You should be drinking Kentucky bourbon out of a dirty glass or at least out of the bottle. Wear your beer stained t-shirt and favorite old boxer underwear, the one with the holes in it. A cigarette barely hanging off your lips would complete the picture.

 

[ABM]

You should be drinking Kentucky bourbon out of a dirty glass or at least out of the bottle. Wear your beer stained t-shirt and favorite old boxer underwear, the one with the holes in it. A cigarette barely hanging off your lips would complete the picture.

Oh, it ain't like that at all...

 

[Lanny]

Oh, it ain't like that at all...

I know very well that followers of the Kentucky Derby are of the gentile set.
I'm just being my usual smart assed generally useless self.