OT Sly's house of random, 2022 edition

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SheedSoNasty]

OK, that's my wife and me on the right. Quick! Who's the dude on the left?!

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Did he say hi?

 

[ABM]

Did he say hi?

He actually came up to us after the show and asked if we wanted a selfie with him. He did it with a few others, too, so it wasn't as creepy as it might seem.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SheedSoNasty]

He actually came up to us after the show and asked if we wanted a selfie with him. He did it with a few others, too, so it wasn't as creepy as it might seem.

I just wanted to know if he broke character and spoke

 

[ABM]

I just wanted to know if he broke character and spoke

Now that I think of it, he may have just pointed at us and our phone and waved us over. Can't remember. I do remember that he initiated the selfie, though. Obviously, that's him holding the phone.

 

[barfo]

Now that I think of it, he may have just pointed at us and our phone and waved us over. Can't remember. I do remember that he initiated the selfie, though. Obviously, that's him holding the phone.

Why would he be holding your phone, though? That seems a bit odd.

I'm guessing he was stealing your DNA. Be very afraid.

barfo

 

[ABM]

Why would he be holding your phone, though? That seems a bit odd.

I'm guessing he was stealing your DNA. Be very afraid.

barfo

Just glad there wasn't 5G at the time.

 

[Shaboid]

A teen ate leftover rice and noodles. Hours later, doctors amputated his legs and fingers

 

[ABM]

A teen ate leftover rice and noodles. Hours later, doctors amputated his legs and fingers

Dang, I've have some leftover rice from Chinese takeout in my fridge. That's gonna get tossed ASAP.

 

[barfo]

A teen ate leftover rice and noodles. Hours later, doctors amputated his legs and fingers

Seems a pretty harsh punishment for stealing their crap from the office fridge. Never mess with a guy holding a scalpel, I guess.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Road Ratt]

How babies were raised in the 1970's.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Boy that was lucky....now they can put in a nice pool!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

I think I saw them in Waffle House last Saturday.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Dare I ask?

(PS: I never have done that.)

 

[Lanny]

Had a girlfriend here in Portland while in the Army. Had to periodically go back to Ft. Lewis on Greyhound. One time I was boarding in a line. The line was moving slowly. So had my back toward the front and would periodically look over my shoulder to watch for the line moving. Had both my girlfriends hands in mine and not paying careful attention. Got to the front of the line. Reached into my right front pocket and pulled out my bus ticket and handed it to the driver. Was careful not to reach in my left pocket where I kept a prophylactic. Bus driver would not take my ticket, damn him. Turned around and realized the contents of the two pockets were reversed. I said to the driver "What am I doing?" and the driver replied "Yeah, I was wondering myself".
I can top that. My mother started a charity for Dornbecker children's hospital. At the year's end she through this celebration at Beaverton's Nendel's. At the banquet she went around the very very long table introducing me to everyone. A little more than half way around this guy says "Psst, your fly is open."
Okay, someone top that.
I knew it was to much for you poor ordinary people to top.

 

[Chris Craig]

One, that's a terrible word

Two, crisis avoided until the cops read this and bust his ass

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Shaboid]

Ernest Shackleton’s lost ship found a century later, nearly 10,000 feet under the Antarctic ice

 

[Shaboid]

Assistant principal fired after reading children’s book to class

He read "I Need a NEW BUTT". I don't think he should have been fired!