Zombie So, Is the "No Personal Attacks" Rule No Longer Applicable on RipCityTwo?

[Lanny]

Wow, I get @HCP throwing me under the bus, since we had a bit of a falling out the other day, but this?

Fine, I'm sorry that I joked about your sister @HCP , I thought it was fine for me to joke with you like that.

I'm also sorry if you took me wrong. No ill will was intended. I was only intending humor which I guess you could easily mistake as being ill will.

 

[julius]

I'm also sorry if you took me wrong. No ill will was intended. I was only intending humor which I guess you could easily mistake as being ill will.

nope, we good

 

[Lanny]

Only @SlyPokerDog knows who I am

Don't be fooled, Sly knows all.

 

[Lanny]

Damn. My hint was too easy.



Hey now. Wives are all about the pile on, but sisters DO NOT TOUCH!!!!

I'm reluctant to joke about anyone's family member. However, my member is fair game. It is like my hands, truly monstrous.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, I get @HCP throwing me under the bus, since we had a bit of a falling out the other day, but this?

Fine, I'm sorry that I joked about your sister @HCP , I thought it was fine for me to joke with you like that.

Just kidding around.

 

[Lanny]

Just kidding around.

The all powerful doesn't kid around. When you speak, we all rightly shudder.

I take that back, if the Master says he's just kidding then he's just kidding. Sorry Master. Shall I place him on the rack?

 

[~~~GOD~~~]

Ah, but college was different. Ever heard of the "free love" generation?

Wait a minute, we had grasshoppers in our back yard. This wasn't the start of something big was it? Anyhow, our plague is over, we got 'em with insecticide along with several of your other creatures.

Your failed attempt at humor is only equaled by your history of careless sexual behavior.
You have given much to your fellow man over the years and that commands respect amongst your peers. However, that shall not afford you a pass through my pearly gates. You must not mock my wrath, for that is one of the greatest sins of all, or you shall be eternally doomed.

 

[~~~GOD~~~]

The all powerful doesn't kid around. When you speak, we all rightly shudder.

I take that back, if the Master says he's just kidding then he's just kidding. Sorry Master. Shall I place him on the rack?

Again with the blasphemous mockery.
There is only one all powerful.
My son, if you continue down this path you shall fall victim to evils you cannot imagine.
As your father, i give you free will. Do not take this ligtly. It is a gift. Do not abuse or take for granted.
Your life on earth is a mere glimpse of the eternal damnation in tour future if you do not make amends.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

This thread is what happens when neither the coach or the GM gets fired at the end of the season.

 

[riverman]

Don't be fooled, Sly knows all.

Sly knows Jack...……………….and coke

 

[Lanny]

Again with the blasphemous mockery.
There is only one all powerful.
My son, if you continue down this path you shall fall victim to evils you cannot imagine.
As your father, i give you free will. Do not take this ligtly. It is a gift. Do not abuse or take for granted.
Your life on earth is a mere glimpse of the eternal damnation in tour future if you do not make amends.

in tour future? God makes spelling mistakes? I'm gonna take a look behind that curtain at the man working the levers.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

in tour future? God makes spelling mistakes? I'm gonna take a look behind that curtain at the man working the levers.

Hey--don't take his spelling ligtly! Any spelling mistakes are tours, not His.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Say what? Have you ever met Mags? He's a really nice guy and I resent your comment about him.

Why would you resend it?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Again with the blasphemous mockery.
There is only one all powerful.
My son, if you continue down this path you shall fall victim to evils you cannot imagine.
As your father, i give you free will. Do not take this ligtly. It is a gift. Do not abuse or take for granted.
Your life on earth is a mere glimpse of the eternal damnation in tour future if you do not make amends.

Who knew that God was such a shitty speller? And these ain’t the first ones. Personally, I would expect the Almighty to be a little more on top of His game. His mother should have worked a tad bit harder with Him on His homework instead of allowing him to hang around the temple with money changers when He could have been in school.....

 

[~~~GOD~~~]

in tour future? God makes spelling mistakes? I'm gonna take a look behind that curtain at the man working the levers.

Who knew that God was such a shitty speller? And these ain’t the first ones. Personally, I would expect the Almighty to be a little more on top of His game. His mother should have worked a tad bit harder with Him on His homework instead of allowing him to hang around the temple with money changers when He could have been in school.....

As your creator, I do not find the humor in mocking my "spelling", as it is a human creation that has caused this minor error. Humans created auto spell and auto check as a way to make things simpler, rather than forcing yourselves to pay attention to details.
The free will I have provided has clearly taken a turn into laziness that I do not and will not approve of.

Now, my fellow children, instead of trying to make a mockery of a typo, or an auto correct that was incorrect, my suggestion is to put more effort into your own work and findings and stop trying to find ways to cut corners in life, or the next corner cut might just be the turn into my gates.

I provide this warning out of love of my humans, but do not diminish the potential wrath that can come to be with this continued charade and avoidance of the points of my posts.

 

[Strenuus]

As your creator, I do not find the humor in mocking my "spelling", as it is a human creation that has caused this minor error. Humans created auto spell and auto check as a way to make things simpler, rather than forcing yourselves to pay attention to details.
The free will I have provided has clearly taken a turn into laziness that I do not and will not approve of.

Now, my fellow children, instead of trying to make a mockery of a typo, or an auto correct that was incorrect, my suggestion is to put more effort into your own work and findings and stop trying to find ways to cut corners in life, or the next corner cut might just be the turn into my gates.

I provide this warning out of love of my humans, but do not diminish the potential wrath that can come to be with this continued charade and avoidance of the points of my posts.

Why is God using auto correct at all?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Why is God using auto correct at all?

I was wondering the same thing. Weak trolling at best.

 

[BBert]

in tour future? God makes spelling mistakes?

Damn auto correct.

 

[riverman]

As your creator, I do not find the humor in mocking my "spelling", as it is a human creation that has caused this minor error. Humans created auto spell and auto check as a way to make things simpler, rather than forcing yourselves to pay attention to details.
The free will I have provided has clearly taken a turn into laziness that I do not and will not approve of.

Now, my fellow children, instead of trying to make a mockery of a typo, or an auto correct that was incorrect, my suggestion is to put more effort into your own work and findings and stop trying to find ways to cut corners in life, or the next corner cut might just be the turn into my gates.

I provide this warning out of love of my humans, but do not diminish the potential wrath that can come to be with this continued charade and avoidance of the points of my posts.

Good God man!

 

[THE HCP]

SlyPokerGOD is that you, it’s me The HCP......

 

[~~~GOD~~~]

Why is God using auto correct at all?

This is an automated option provided by my children to make things easier. When i take human form and partiscipate in your activities i must abide by the environment in which you humans have created for yourselves.
I must not show my true glory and perfection or all would be blinded by the white lights.
At times i must move within the confines of the human brain’s limitations on this earth.

SlyPokerGOD is that you, it’s me The HCP......

I am not sly, nor is gambling permissible in my kingdom of saints.
I suggest you go back to your roots, study your bible and do not mock me, or you to shall feel the wrath!!!
You are a successful human with a great attitude about life who provides santuary and love to your wife and children. This is something i have not missed, however when you mock my existence, you are creating a great sin and this sin will affect your ability to enter into heaven.
There is still time for you to repent my son. Please take heed to my words.

 

[Hoopguru]

This is an automated option provided by my children to make things easier. When i take human form and partiscipate in your activities i must abide by the environment in which you humans have created for yourselves.
I must not show my true glory and perfection or all would be blinded by the white lights.
At times i must move within the confines of the human brain’s limitations on this earth.



I am not sly, nor is gambling permissible in my kingdom of saints.
I suggest you go back to your roots, study your bible and do not mock me, or you to shall feel the wrath!!!
You are a successful human with a great attitude about life who provides santuary and love to your wife and children. This is something i have not missed, however when you mock my existence, you are creating a great sin and this sin will affect your ability to enter into heaven.
There is still time for you to repent my son. Please take heed to my words.

Hey G
Thanks for allowing Men to go to heaven first!
I just read in your good book that there "will be a half hour of peace and quite"

 

[~~~GOD~~~]

Hey G
Thanks for allowing Men to go to heaven first!
I just read in your good book that there "will be a half hour of peace and quite"

The "Good" Book, is often misinterpreted due to my children worshiping machines instead of life. Context is twisted in many minds to help define their current surroundings, rather than understanding and accepting that I have created before you and I shall create after you. You shall not last for ever. Only I last forever.

I did create woman from man. This does not make woman inferior to man. I created man from ape and I created ape from fish. I create everything from something else, going all the way back to when I created the "big bang" as many of my children call it.
"will be a half hour of peace and quiet". Another inaccuracy based on my children's inability to accept that time is a human creation and has no relevance to how energy can be used. Your insistence on grasping to this time has restricted your mind from expanding your knowledge of understanding of energy. Your crude and destructive methods of current usage of energy have left me with little hope.

Yes, this peace and quiet will be a half an hour for me.

An Eternity for you.

 

[Hoopguru]

Will all be coming in a Honda!
One Accord baby......