Someone rapping about S2?

[PtldPlatypus]

I surely can do better but I figured I would have to dumb things down considering the company.

Damn Ken--harsh. First calling us unsuccessful, then calling us stupid and insignificant. I don't know how we'll ever recover.

Oh, that's it--we'll continue on doing what we do as though you don't exist, because your comments are a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

 

[julius]

Besides those who want to troll dan5th should actually thank him for bringing attention to your otherwise useless existence.

Thanks Taylor!

Still like the rap though.

 

[julius]

It was straight outta 90's rap.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but leave the rapping to the white guys who host a sports talk show on AM radio.

 

[magnifier661]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but leave the rapping to the white guys who host a sports talk show on AM radio.

Don't be jealous of my straight up fire!!!!!

 

[Taylor Danforth]

Hello? Is this thing on?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

All right--I gave it a few minutes as well:

So a talking head don't like what we said and stepped to us while we were out makin' bread.
He thinks he's creative, but his cries are plaintive, and about his complaints, a $#!% I can't give.
On-air this baby swears he ain't lazy, and we could've left it at that..maybe.
But this radio "hero" called us zeroes, though he clearly doesn't own a mirror
Wanna-be pimp dates a shrimp and goes after us with his twitter wimps
The "MOTOD Mafia" is all he can offer, and from what I've seen, chumps don't come much softer.
Talkin' tough but full of fluff, paper gangstas can't back it up
They won't let it go, so we gotta let 'em know, since Dan5th called us out in his flow
We ain't backin' down from this morning drive clown. We know RC2 owns this town.

 

[julius]

Hello? Is this thing on?

before anyone asks, yes this is legit account. Whether or not it's him or a co-worker, I can't say.

Hello Taylor, liked the dig (and hell, free publicity).

If you're planning on posting more, I'd suggest you ignore about 90% of us, and don't pay attention to the rest either.

 

[julius]

Don't be jealous of my straight up fire!!!!!

Your fire is like when you light a single stick match.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Definitely him. I clued him in to the response thread this morning--specifically BFW's lyrics--and he said he might just join up. Glad to see him here.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

All right--I gave it a few minutes as well:

So a talking head don't like what we said and stepped to us while we were out makin' bread.
He thinks he's creative, but his cries are plaintive, and about his complaints, a $#!% I can't give.
On-air this baby swears he ain't lazy, and we could've left it at that..maybe.
But this radio "hero" called us zeroes, though he clearly doesn't own a mirror
Wanna-be pimp dates a shrimp and goes after us with his twitter wimps
The "MOTOD Mafia" is all he can offer, and from what I've seen, chumps don't come much softer.
Talkin' tough but full of fluff, paper gangstas can't back it up
They won't let it go, so we gotta let 'em know, since Dan5th called us out in his flow
We ain't backin' down from this morning drive clown. We know RC2 owns this town.

...and, my white-boy lyrics have been outed on the radio. Sounds like he wants me to call the show and actually try to deliver them in rhythm. As if I have rhythm...

 

[kweisler12]

"own this town" not sure why you would want to... nothing there but PBR swilling in skinny pants pop laying with their iPhones

 

[magnifier661]

Your fire is like when you light a single stick match.

I...Hate....You....

 

[Taylor Danforth]

Yep it's me! Have enjoyed the back and forth thanks for the content

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Yep it's me! Have enjoyed the back and forth thanks for the content

My thought exactly. No hard feelings at all--just trying to help the show by giving you something to mock. Glad to be of service.

Though I do wonder how much better my lyrics might be if I took a month and a half to write them like you did...

 

[julius]

"own this town" not sure why you would want to... nothing there but PBR swilling in skinny pants pop laying with their iPhones

Please keep this clean, and please don't re-edit the edit.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Please keep this clean, and please don't re-edit the edit.

You could at least put "metrosexuals" in that spot to try to preserve his intended meaning. Or "Slypokerdogs" might be even more appropo

 

[magnifier661]

Yep it's me! Have enjoyed the back and forth thanks for the content

I just need to know one thing...

How does my ass taste?!

 

[julius]

I just need to know one thing...

How does my ass taste?!

Im guessing mushrooms, acid and cigarette smoke.

 

[julius]

You could at least put "metrosexuals" in that spot to try to preserve his intended meaning. Or "Slypokerdogs" might be even more appropo

that's sly's gimmick.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hello? Is this thing on?

Hey Taylor!

Welcome, it's nice to have you here!

 

[magnifier661]

Hey Taylor!

Welcome, it's nice to have you here!

 

[ripcityboy]

For the win!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I welcome everyone.

You guys should be mad at the person who invited him on Twitter to join the forum because now that he's a member of RipCityTwo the no personal insults rule goes into effect.

 

[magnifier661]

I welcome everyone.

You guys should be mad at the person who invited him on Twitter to join the forum because now that he's a member of RipCityTwo the no personal insults rule goes into effect.

what are you saying?!?! I was only meaning how well you welcome new members. A little TOO WELL

 

[Mediocre Man]

I don't condone rap, but if its inevitable, relax and enjoy it

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I welcome everyone.

You guys should be mad at the person who invited him on Twitter to join the forum because now that he's a member of RipCityTwo the no personal insults rule goes into effect.

Agreed; that twitter guy is a jackass!

 

[ripcityboy]

The idea of this forum without the personal insult rule sends a shiver down my Wired World.

 

[magnifier661]

The idea of this forum without the personal insult rule sends a shiver down my Wired World.

I am a very Fart Smeller

 

[ripcityboy]

I am a very Fart Smeller

ROFL

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Like democracy, S2 is the worst Blazer forum, except for all the others.