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Mediocre Man

Mediocre Man

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After many years of not doing it, i have decided I am going to start repping people. Many of you deserve to be the first one, but like in Star Wars, there can be only one.

This should be a coveted honor because of my awesomeness and total lack of love for people. Honorable mention to Rastapopoulos who had an outstanding post yesterday.
 
You owe me, for repping you so much.

"I dont always rep... but when I do... I rep Bobo... stay reppy my friends!"
 
I recommend finding a BenDavis post... the most absurd you can find... and rep that.
 
I think we should all rep SlyPokerDog! He takes a lot of abuse on here but I hear he's a nice guy.
 
oh no, now you will have one less annoying thing to repeat over and over and over again! the horror! :MARIS61:

wait now it will be...

the interior of the info sphere was gradually compressing and if he didnt do it, the slowly narrowing titanium walls of the mechanical obelisk would do it for him.

every thought humanity had ever had was going to be formed into one string of words, implode into itself repeatedly until one small utterance would have to describe all of human history, to try and encapsulate every emotion, every subtle smirk. how to describe the feeling of a fly landing on your nose, to describe the way festering garbage turns your nose and also your stomach...yet he had it!

and just before the round walls of the compacting sphere crushed his brain into the atoms that are inside of atoms he screamed it out to the emotionless robotic archivist staring blankly at his demise, he bellowed it out so that it would reverberate off of the energy of the entire universe for a thousand forevers...

Mediocre Man said:
i never used to rep people at all, and i dont usually rep people now, but that was pretty good, so i will rep you. repped
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the end
 
PtldPlatypus said:
I imagine BlazingGiants is pretty much a lock to get rep from you during one of your epic "HCP's wife" exchanges (which I always enjoy, BTW).
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What?

The only "exchanges" MM and I have regarding Mrs. HCP is when we're actually passing her back and forth.

Kinda like tossing a football or baseball around. It's fun.... It's a little bit of a workout... balls in the air.... and much more fun to share!
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
What?

The only "exchanges" MM and I have regarding Mrs. HCP is when we're actually passing her back and forth.

Kinda like tossing a football or baseball around. It's fun.... It's a little bit of a workout... balls in the air.... and much more fun to share!
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You fuckers need to leave my girlfriend alone! You all know she was mine first... just look at my avatar!
 
BoBoBREWSKI said:
You fuckers need to leave my girlfriend alone! You all know she was mine first... just look at my avatar!
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That's all we're there for, nothing more.

There's all sorts of cliches for this.

- You don't want her as your gf - you can't make a ho a housewife.

- Just there to pump and dump.

- Or I could just recite a track from Biggie Smalls' Ready to Die (it's Friday, so I'll push some BIG for your enjoyment):

"I won't be satisfied, till all my <peoplez> get it
See you hit it then I hit it, we get it back to split it
....
See we date em like we hate em, see em like we don't need em
Treat em like we meet em, and never give up freedom"
 
3RA1N1AC said:
oh no, now you will have one less annoying thing to repeat over and over and over again! the horror! :MARIS61:

wait now it will be...

the interior of the info sphere was gradually compressing and if he didnt do it, the slowly narrowing titanium walls of the mechanical obelisk would do it for him.

every thought humanity had ever had was going to be formed into one string of words, implode into itself repeatedly until one small utterance would have to describe all of human history, to try and encapsulate every emotion, every subtle smirk. how to describe the feeling of a fly landing on your nose, to describe the way festering garbage turns your nose and also your stomach...yet he had it!

and just before the round walls of the compacting sphere crushed his brain into the atoms that are inside of atoms he screamed it out to the emotionless robotic archivist staring blankly at his demise, he bellowed it out so that it would reverberate off of the energy of the entire universe for a thousand forevers...



the end
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I will have to get my secretary to tell me what this means
 
Mediocre Man said:
I will have to get my secretary to tell me what this means
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I was thinking the same thing.

I often get junk email with random stories mixed with radical theories and scientific data all wrapped into one long piece of word vomit. His post is very similar to such emails.

3rainiac - do you spend your days spamming people?
 
it means this is a stupid thread, but at least we wont have to hear "i dont give rep, but if i did, this would get it" every day or two :lol:

small victories

MM i dont want your shit flavored rep, keep it for all the yes men you have accumulated, if you can dig them out of your asshole first
 
3RA1N1AC said:
it means this is a stupid thread, but at least we wont have to hear "i dont give rep, but if i did, this would get it" every day or two :lol:

small victories

MM i dont want your shit flavored rep, keep it for all the yes men you have accumulated, if you can dig them out of your asshole first
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This almost got the first one
 
oh for fucks sake, the evolution of self importance

"i dont rep people, but if i did, this would get it"

"i have never repped anyone, but im going to start, and this was almost the first one"

"i never used to rep people at all, and i dont usually rep people now, but that was pretty good, so i will rep you. repped"

pretty soon will be

"i started repping people, but this is my last rep ever, congratulations"
 
3RA1N1AC said:
oh for fucks sake, the evolution of self importance

"i dont rep people, but if i did, this would get it"

"i have never repped anyone, but im going to start, and this was almost the first one"

"i never used to rep people at all, and i dont usually rep people now, but that was pretty good, so i will rep you. repped"

pretty soon will be

"i started repping people, but this is my last rep ever, congratulations"
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I believe you are misinterpreting the thread. I still love you though
 
3RA1N1AC said:
i wish, theres good money in taking idiots money
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It's true. I spent 9 years doing that (not spamming - taking idiots' money).

At least, now customers actually get something in return for their money.

My brother takes the cake, though. He's been taking idiots' money (my parents' money) for his entire 33 years of existence.
 
you should be a good son and let him move into your basement
 
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