Or like they think they're Shawn Kemp. Definitely, definitely Shawn Kemp. They're not Shawn Kemp. Don't like Shawn Kemp. Definitely don't like Shawn Kemp. Don't like "Rain Men"...
I wouldn't mind seeing a three-point shooting contest in which the worst outside shooters in the NBA compete - DeAndre Jordan, J. McGee, J. Hickson, O. Asik, T. Chandler, to name a few. At the very least it would be entertaining.
Or at least have guys like TRob and DeAndre Jordan compete in a free-throw shooting contest. Then guys like Zach Randolph and HCP could compete in a dunk contest.