Politics Step 2

[PDXFonz]

Step 1

Oppose immigration of refugees. Gain societal support

Step 2

Violate peace process. Condemn actions. Gain societal support

Step 3

Uphold peace process. Gain societal support

Step 4

Profit

Step 5

Accept immigration of refugees. Gain societal support

Step 6

Condemn subsequent violent events. Gain societal support

Step 7

Uphold peace process. Gain societal support

Step 8

Profit

Step 9

Reiterate beliefs/standing points from steps 1/3/7. Deflect blame, gain societal support

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Step 10: when everything gets fucked just print more money.

 

[Denny Crane]

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