Steph Curry Selling Dope in Philly

[e_blazer]

Okay, so it's only his picture some sleazy drug dealers are using, but can't the NBA suspend him for the entire series anyway?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/3...-brand-philadelphia-heroin.html?intcmp=hplnws

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They tried using Harden's pic but all the addicts started flopping on the ground after taking a hit.

 

[Nate]

They tried using Harden's pic but all the addicts started flopping on the ground after taking a hit.

A tiny hit at that!

 

[e_blazer]

A tiny hit at that!

Just a whiff would do it.

 

[Minstrel]

Damn bandwagon drug dealers.

 

[theprunetang]

Damn bandwagon drug dealers.

Well, there's no one on the sixers that would help slang heroin. Would you buy a baggy with Nerlins' face on it. Although, that baggy might help you win the lottery! Then you could buy all the heroin you want. Yay!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

You'd think Iverson pics would sell more, but maybe the teens in Philly don't know who Iverson is?

 

[Minstrel]

Well, there's no one on the sixers that would help slang heroin. Would you buy a baggy with Nerlins' face on it. Although, that baggy might help you win the lottery! Then you could buy all the heroin you want. Yay!

If I were a heroin connoisseur, I'd definitely want a baggie with Nerlins' face on it. Probably not as much as a Steph Curry baggie, granted, but still. There's some obscurity cool factor to a Nerlins bag.

 

[theprunetang]

If I were a heroin connoisseur, I'd definitely want a baggie with Nerlins' face on it. Probably not as much as a Steph Curry baggie, granted, but still. There's some obscurity cool factor to a Nerlins bag.

True. It's like wearing an ironic tshirt. Hipster points.

 

[Minstrel]

True. It's like wearing an ironic tshirt. Hipster points.

Yeah, exactly.

 

[0-Our!]

... Would you buy a baggy with Nerlins' face on it...

If his face is on it... the contents of that baggy would b crack

 

[andalusian]

I heard someone (who drinks like a fish) cornered the market on the Booze market. What else could Curry do?

 

[Sedatedfork]

That Thai Curry heroin is da bomb!

 

[BBert]

Are they at least giving him a cut?

In the best interest of the league, I think he should be suspended pending a full investigation. By Congress. That should take a while.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Are they at least giving him a cut?

In the best interest of the league, I think he should be suspended pending a full investigation. By Congress. That should take a while.

Exactly! Until it is proven that this picture was stolen by the drug dealers and not voluntarily provided by Steph as a potential expansion of his marketing scheme to branch out to non-nba watching, crack house corner, balling druggies who might not actually know who he is... I think he should not be allowed on the court!!! Unless its People's court.