Still no color commentator for Calabro?

[BonesJones]

Methinks PJ will be announced Monday at the earliest since the Olympics will be over tomorrow.

 

[jlprk]

Just don't insult the good people of Portland and say it's for anything other than that. I would guess 95% of the 55% that were privileged enough to get to watch the Blazers, love the Mikes.

And, that's all it would be - a guess, and likely a wrong one at that. When was the last time a large segment of the population was in 95% agreement on anything? Based on the poll:

Fan preference: Keep the Mikes or hire Calabro
53.1% said "Hire Calabro: he's one of the best in the business"
32.8% said "Keep the Mikes: they're part of the fabric of the franchise" - nowhere near your guess of 95%
14.1% said "To close to call: all depends on the color guy"

I don't see how 53% saying that Barrett & Rice are only their 2nd choice after Calabro, disproves MM's statement that 95% of fans love Barrett & Rice.

 

[jlprk]

BTW, I have the gig poster from that concert hanging on the wall beside me while I type this. It's the coolest gig poster ever. My son also has one hanging in his bedroom at his mom's house.

Looks way better in person. Has a cool 3D look to it.

Before LSD, art like that didn't exist. Now the art is taken for granted, while thousands of LSD users languish in prison in the evil legal system. If it looks better in person, the cause is probably because it's a black light poster. We used to have them on our dormitory ceilings and stare at them while lying on the floor, stoned, talking to each other, illuminated by black light.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Before LSD, art like that didn't exist. Now the art is taken for granted, while thousands of LSD users languish in prison in the evil legal system. If it looks better in person, the cause is probably because it's a black light poster. We used to have them on our dormitory ceilings and stare at them while lying on the floor, stoned, talking to each other, illuminated by black light.

I get your point, but I'm pretty sure art like this did exist before the common standard of LSD hit the streets. Maybe back in the day artists were getting it in another name or form from the traveling "doctors", but they also though Heroine was to keep a body pure and good...

 

[riverman]

Before LSD, art like that didn't exist. Now the art is taken for granted, while thousands of LSD users languish in prison in the evil legal system. If it looks better in person, the cause is probably because it's a black light poster. We used to have them on our dormitory ceilings and stare at them while lying on the floor, stoned, talking to each other, illuminated by black light.

What do you mean "used to"? You are probably sitting on the floor right now, stoned, looking at your black velvet Mescalito poster on the ceiling

 

[BigGameDamian]

Worst possible scenario
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HCP's friend.

 

[julius]

Methinks PJ will be announced Monday at the earliest since the Olympics will be over tomorrow.

After hitting a grand slam with Calabro, this would be a base on balls.

 

[Boob-No-More]

After hitting a grand slam with Calabro, this would be a base on balls.

More like reaching first base on a dropped 3rd strike.

BNM

 

[riverman]

More like reaching first base on a dropped 3rd strike.

BNM

on the other hand, hiring Brent Barry would be like breaking Barry Bonds record

 

[BlazerWookee]

More like reaching first base on a dropped 3rd strike

BNM

More like a catastrophic sewage backup that could only be cleaned with fire.

 

[theprunetang]

More like reaching first base on a dropped 3rd strike.

BNM

For baseball analogies, I think this gif pretty much sums up a PJ hire.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

For baseball analogies, I think this gif pretty much sums up a PJ hire.

More like...

 

[Orion Bailey]

More like...

You sure it would be only like that, or maybe a bit more like this???

 

[Natebishop3]

More like...

I honestly can't tell... is that a boy or a girl?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I honestly can't tell... is that a boy or a girl?

Did you just assume they have a gender?

 

[Strenuus]

I honestly can't tell... is that a boy or a girl?

Does it matter?

 

[Natebishop3]

Does it matter?

Matter to what? That's a pretty philosophical question. Does any of it matter? Why are we here? What is our purpose? What happens when we die?

 

[julius]

Matter to what? That's a pretty philosophical question. Does any of it matter? Why are we here? What is our purpose? What happens when we die?

admit it, you just wanted to know the gender so when you're spankin' it, you feel less creepy.


(lights fuse, runs away, trips, sprains ankle and then hobbles away)

 

[Natebishop3]

admit it, you just wanted to know the gender so when you're spankin' it, you feel less creepy.


(lights fuse, runs away, trips, sprains ankle and then hobbles away)

Hmm... is there a way to feel less creepy when you're spankin it to little league baseball?

 

[julius]

Hmm... is there a way to feel less creepy when you're spankin it to little league baseball?

I don't know, ask (redacted)!

OOOOH SNAP!

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Hmm... is there a way to feel less creepy when you're spankin it to little league baseball?

I guess you could photoshop mustaches on the players?

 

[Strenuus]

Matter to what? That's a pretty philosophical question. Does any of it matter? Why are we here? What is our purpose? What happens when we die?

That answered everything.

 

[Natebishop3]

That answered everything.

You're clearly just a damn long haired hippie. Commie bastard.

 

[Strenuus]

You're clearly just a damn long haired hippie. Commie bastard.

No wonder left in my mind.

 

[Natebishop3]

No wonder left in my mind.

I feel like the jokes are just sailing over your head.

 

[Strenuus]

I feel like the jokes are just sailing over your head.

They'd have to be actual jokes first. And funny.

 

[Natebishop3]

They'd have to be actual jokes first. And funny.

You know, it's mighty hard to take the moral high ground while you're waging your own campaign against BGD for no particular reason.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I'm guessing Calabaro's sidekick might be announced when the KGW/CSN game schedule is released (typically by the end of the month).

 

[Strenuus]

You know, it's mighty hard to take the moral high ground while you're waging your own campaign against BGD for no particular reason.

I love BGD.

 

[Natebishop3]

I love BGD.

You clown on him CONSTANTLY.