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jonnyboy said:
I grew up between Sherwood and Newberg. Went to school in Sherwood.
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I use to go to a nice topless bar in Sherwood just to have something different to look at. I started going to topless bars when the Longhorn saloon first opened in about 1969. They had to wear pasties in those days. Of course you could always watch a live sex show where the male participant was a volunteer from the audience. Never went to that. I did have my lower limit.
Mamasans had photos of girls having sex with a donkey and other photos of girls have sex with a dog. God, that was gross. It was all I could do to stare at it. Never bought one though. Never bought the weed that was displayed between the layers of material that they were ostensibly offering for sale as part of some garment, never knew what kind of garment. I bought everything I needed at the PX. Couldn't buy booze because you needed to be both 21 and an E-5 sergeant or above. I was a 20 year old E-4 corporal.
I've got all the trivia you require on this rainy shelter at home day. No need to watch Sly's paint dry.
 
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Chris Craig said:
Did he say he was born in one of several states?
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Yes, ha ha ha ha ha ha, no wait, I think he said he was born in several states but not the United States. I think he was either high on something or mentally not all there. If he was having mental issues then his family should have made sure that he didn't get out of sight.
 
calvin natt said:
Clearly there are plenty of “rich kids” in Lake Oswego. But i live there and we are not rich people. I live here because the schools, it’s safe, it’s beautiful. I like almost everyone i have met here. It drives me crazy how it is perceived. I understand it I guess, but it sucks. When we play teams outside of LO you hear it and you know they think we are a bunch of rich people and the majority of the people we are friends with I would not call “rich”.
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Sherwood’s pretty similar I bet. Although we probably had a few more leftover poor “stragglers” and farm kids from before the town blew up. I was one of them, but really hung out with everyone from rich to poor. We had a pretty diverse crew growing up, which worked out handy in a lot of ways. Hillbilly bonfires and sleeping in shitty campers in the summertime and mansion house parties when it was raining. All inclusive.
 
calvin natt said:
Clearly there are plenty of “rich kids” in Lake Oswego. But i live there and we are not rich people. I live here because the schools, it’s safe, it’s beautiful. I like almost everyone i have met here. It drives me crazy how it is perceived. I understand it I guess, but it sucks. When we play teams outside of LO you hear it and you know they think we are a bunch of rich people and the majority of the people we are friends with I would not call “rich”.
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Back in the 60's those Oswego chicks were easy to pick up. And Lake Oswego and West Linn were 3A schools.
 
Hoopguru said:
Back in the 60's those Oswego chicks were easy to pick up. And Lake Oswego and West Linn were 3A schools.
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In the 60s I was out of Lake Oswego and in Portland where I went to Lincoln.
 
Hoopguru said:
I went to Puts Rectum...
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What was their mascot, a giant asshole?

Edit: Hey maybe I shouldn't have said that. That's what I get for drinking high balls to pass the time.
 
Lanny said:
What was their mascot, a giant asshole?

Edit: Hey maybe I shouldn't have said that. That's what I get for drinking high balls to pass the time.
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I knew you were drinking when you talked about strip clubs in Sherwood. I bet however, you were a regular at Mary' Club?
 
Hoopguru said:
I knew you were drinking when you talked about strip clubs in Sherwood. I bet however, you were a regular at Mary' Club?
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I may have visited Mary's club a time or two. It's the only place where I left a nearly full beer because I can't stand Pabst Blue Ribbon and that's all they served. I don't think you can think of a topless bar in Portland that I didn't frequent a time or two. I've been in topless bars in 7 cities in four states. Oregon's are the most friendly of all and by far. I felt more isolated from others in the topless bars in the other three states, Wa., Mo. and NY. I remember when the raid to free the hostages in Iran failed the day I went to a topless bar in Portland. It was all the talk in the joint. Even the dancers joined in.
 
Late to the party...just now saw the videos. Not sure which was the funniest, the first one with the nut job with a camera...or the second one that actually showed the nut job who was wearing an Elmer Fudd hat.

Still made my day...thanks guys.
 
Lanny said:
I use to go to a nice topless bar in Sherwood just to have something different to look at. I started going to topless bars when the Longhorn saloon first opened in about 1969. They had to wear pasties in those days. Of course you could always watch a live sex show where the male participant was a volunteer from the audience. Never went to that. I did have my lower limit.
Mamasans had photos of girls having sex with a donkey and other photos of girls have sex with a dog. God, that was gross. It was all I could do to stare at it. Never bought one though. Never bought the weed that was displayed between the layers of material that they were ostensibly offering for sale as part of some garment, never knew what kind of garment. I bought everything I needed at the PX. Couldn't buy booze because you needed to be both 21 and an E-5 sergeant or above. I was a 20 year old E-4 corporal.
I've got all the trivia you require on this rainy shelter at home day. No need to watch Sly's paint dry.
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Must’ve been the Q-T bar on the side of 99w? Lot of people got T-boned pulling out of that place drunk. I think it was closed down before I was even born but the building sat there empty for most of my younger years.
 
jonnyboy said:
Must’ve been the Q-T bar on the side of 99w? Lot of people got T-boned pulling out of that place drunk. I think it was closed down before I was even born but the building sat there empty for most of my younger years.
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Hey, that name sounds familiar even after maybe in excess of four decades. Even when drinking me and my buddies always drove extra careful when drinking.
 
julius said:
He was trying to say that he was born in one of the "several" states of something something. Just came out like he was a big idiot.
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Oh...yeah it sounded like he claimed he was born simultaneously in multiple states. Impressive.
 
Lanny said:
Yes, ha ha ha ha ha ha, no wait, I think he said he was born in several states but not the United States. I think he was either high on something or mentally not all there. If he was having mental issues then his family should have made sure that he didn't get out of sight.
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So he was born in the state of confusion
 
tlongII said:
There was a Jiggles in Sherwood. I remember it well.
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Could be that I remember it. It's just a little too far back for me to remember clearly.
I remember the first one in Oregon which was the Longhorn in East Portland. They made me show my driver's license, my military I.D., my airline I.D. card which showed my age, a certified copy of my birth certificate and then made me sign a card swearing that I was 21. Then, they placed all this paperwork in front on a flat table and took a picture of it. I couldn't believe they would go to all this trouble to let me in.
 
Lanny said:
I use to go to a nice topless bar in Sherwood just to have something different to look at. I started going to topless bars when the Longhorn saloon first opened in about 1969. They had to wear pasties in those days. Of course you could always watch a live sex show where the male participant was a volunteer from the audience. Never went to that. I did have my lower limit.
Mamasans had photos of girls having sex with a donkey and other photos of girls have sex with a dog. God, that was gross. It was all I could do to stare at it. Never bought one though. Never bought the weed that was displayed between the layers of material that they were ostensibly offering for sale as part of some garment, never knew what kind of garment. I bought everything I needed at the PX. Couldn't buy booze because you needed to be both 21 and an E-5 sergeant or above. I was a 20 year old E-4 corporal.
I've got all the trivia you require on this rainy shelter at home day. No need to watch Sly's paint dry.
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quality content
 
3RA1N1AC said:
quality content
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You've gotta admit, it's more interesting than watching Sly's paint dry.
It also paints a picture of what young men went through in that war.
 
So now apparently ICE agents are arresting volunteer fire fighters who are actively fighting fires while being arrested...that's pretty fucking rock bottom to me.
 
riverman said:
So now apparently ICE agents are arresting volunteer fire fighters who are actively fighting fires while being arrested...that's pretty fucking rock bottom to me.
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You don't need firefighters, you just open the valve and the water flows out into the forest, at least if the forest is nicely raked.

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