Sub. Zero.

[Blazer Fanatic]

Sounds like a non-alcoholic vodka.

I suppose if you were a drunk that failed science, sure. "Gamers" may get the mortal kombat stuff. Most people hear the word "SUB" and think "less than". Of course, those people also graduated high school, so I guess it just depends on your audience.

 

[Natebishop3]

I suppose if you were a drunk that failed science, sure. "Gamers" may get the mortal kombat stuff. Most people hear the word "SUB" and think "less than". Of course, those people also graduated high school, so I guess it just depends on your audience.

 

[Eastoff]

So much for Sub Zero
welp

 

[Natebishop3]

So much for Sub Zero
welp

Austin Rivers doesn't deserve any nicknames. His nickname is DNPCD

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

absolut vodka - medium grade vodka

absolutE zero - the coldest possible temperature.

 

[Natebishop3]

absolut vodka - medium grade vodka

absolutE zero - the coldest possible temperature.

I'm trying to make a funny.

Absolut = vodka
Zero = no alcohol content

Get it?

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

I'm trying to make a funny.

Absolut = vodka
Zero = no alcohol content

Get it?

So... you're saying I don't get your joke. lol

 

[Eastoff]

I'm trying to make a funny.

Absolut = vodka
Zero = no alcohol content

Get it?

no! Only BF gets to make fun of someone else's nickname because it's a computer game!

 

[BlazerWookee]

absolut vodka - medium grade vodka

absolutE zero - the coldest possible temperature.

"Sounds like" <> "Spelled like."

Just sayin'.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

So... you're saying I don't get your joke. lol

What he's really saying is that the nicknames you create are just too esoteric for this community. Someone who would want to drink a diet vodka would likely appreciate the clever interplay of science and calorie content. Hoops junkies really just want a name that sounds cool.

Think "Arrested Development" vs "Spartacus: Blood and Sand".

 

[mook]

Kind of torn on Batum walking away with 3 fingers raised. On one hand, that's some serious swag. On the other, what if Dame shoots that a little earlier, misses, and it caroms off to the left right where Batum could have rebounded it had he not been strutting? Everything worked out this time, so it's completely badass. But I'd rather him not make a habit of that.

 

[Natebishop3]

So... you're saying I don't get your joke. lol

You were supposed to laugh...

 

[BBert]

You were supposed to laugh...

It was so funny, she forgot to laugh.

 

[Natebishop3]

It was so funny, she forgot to laugh.

I would settle for a chuckle.... maybe a guffaw.

 

[BBert]

I would settle for a chuckle.... maybe a guffaw.

How about a smirk?

 

[Natebishop3]

How about a smirk?

Well, I was making fun of her nickname, so that's probably exactly what I got. Maybe a scowl.

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

What he's really saying is that the nicknames you create are just too esoteric for this community. Someone who would want to drink a diet vodka would likely appreciate the clever interplay of science and calorie content. Hoops junkies really just want a name that sounds cool.

Think "Arrested Development" vs "Spartacus: Blood and Sand".

I guess I am not a hoop junkie, nor am I aware of what is cool - aside from Lillard, who is Absolute Zero cool. Maybe I need more jokes about happy meals and video games.

*tosses joke list in the trash*

*heard mumbling to self*

"I can't believe these kids don't get my stuff."

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I guess I am not a hoop junkie, nor am I aware of what is cool - aside from Lillard, who is Absolute Zero cool. Maybe I need more jokes about happy meals and video games.

*tosses joke list in the trash*

*heard mumbling to self*

"I can't believe these kids don't get my stuff."

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

Well, I was making fun of her nickname, so that's probably exactly what I got. Maybe a scowl.

The muscles in my face don't afford me the ability to scowl. The closest I can get is a "serious" face.

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

No panda? /sigh That'll do donkey...

[video=youtube;dX6hj4tNWGc]

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Kind of torn on Batum walking away with 3 fingers raised. On one hand, that's some serious swag. On the other, what if Dame shoots that a little earlier, misses, and it caroms off to the left right where Batum could have rebounded it had he not been strutting? Everything worked out this time, so it's completely badass. But I'd rather him not make a habit of that.

It's already a habit; he did the same thing when LMA hit his game winner against Dallas last year.

 

[Natebishop3]

Once again, Mo is standing in the corner.... no gangster lean this time though.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

No panda? /sigh That'll do donkey...

[video=youtube;dX6hj4tNWGc]

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

That's better.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Topper

 

[Natebishop3]

This. Is. Sick.



Too big to post here.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

This. Is. Sick.



Too big to post here.

Both of Damian's hands are on balls in that.

 

[Natebishop3]

Both of Damian's hands are on balls in that.

Looks like he's trying to freeze Kyrie's balls.

 

[Strenuus]

Kind of torn on Batum walking away with 3 fingers raised. On one hand, that's some serious swag. On the other, what if Dame shoots that a little earlier, misses, and it caroms off to the left right where Batum could have rebounded it had he not been strutting? Everything worked out this time, so it's completely badass. But I'd rather him not make a habit of that.

It wouldn't have mattered, there was .5 left on the clock before it would have hit the rim... by the time anybody gets a hand on it the clock would have been done.

 

[Natebishop3]

It wouldn't have mattered, there was .5 left on the clock before it would have hit the rim... by the time anybody gets a hand on it the clock would have been done.

Well, if I was playing Devil's advocate, I'd say that he should be crashing to the rim as soon as Dame shoots it. You never know what can happen.