Funny Suge Knight to Serve 28 Years Over 2015 Hit-and-Run Death

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.thewrap.com/suge-knight-to-serve-28-years-2015-hit-run-death/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Suge ain't going to like California state prison compared to the country club federal prison he stayed at in Sheridan, Oregon.

 

[Chris Craig]

At 53 that is probably life

 

[Lanny]

Suge ain't going to like California state prison compared to the country club federal prison he stayed at in Sheridan, Oregon.

Did I ever tell you that a little boy I use to know when I was 6 or 7 years old is now serving a life sentence in Sheridan? Yep, he murdered a prostitute. Came from an extremely wealthy parent. His dad who divorced his mom owned a high end car dealership. He bought the kid a Ferrari which he took a prostitute out to the country to have some sex. The girl bites him on his who ha and reaches down on the ground, picks up a rock and beats her on the head. He got life. His mom was my mom's best friend at the time. His dad introduced me to Italian food which I love to this day, well, American Italian food.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Did I ever tell you that a little boy I use to know when I was 6 or 7 years old is now serving a life sentence in Sheridan? Yep, he murdered a prostitute. Came from an extremely wealthy parent. His dad who divorced his mom owned a high end car dealership. He bought the kid a Ferrari which he took a prostitute out to the country to have some sex. The girl bites him on his who ha and reaches down on the ground, picks up a rock and beats her on the head. He got life. His mom was my mom's best friend at the time. His dad introduced me to Italian food which I love to this day, well, American Italian food.

This ending totally reminds of Jack Handy’s “Deep Thoughts” from Saturday Night Live.