Book of BS basketball myth verse one chapter three.
"And Lo' KP had struggled mightily and angered many a GM as he created his team from but dust and clay. Looking down upon his work KP did sayeth 'I certainly pritchslapped those bitch ass other GM's I'm a god damn genius!' And yea, he even looked upon a Summer League box score and swore 'Well, I'll be damned Qyntel Woods won the MVP ! I think I shall write an angry memo to Memphis just to piss them off.'
And verily did he piss off many a GM, blowing off many a trade for RLEC, yea he even passedeth up a trade of RLEC for Devin Harris straight across for his ego had become swollen like the Nile in the spring. So mighty in ego had he become, that he did look upon the team salary and said to himself 'I think I shall fuck with Brandon of Roy over a 5th contract year, for I care not that he is 7th in PER, for mine ego surpasseth all!' "
So sayeth the book of BS basketball myth holiest of all basketball tomes. Quiver mortal and believe for it has been said upon the Internets and therefore is the word of God himself!