Suns owner Robert Sarver

[crandc]

It's interesting you ask...

My uncle told me a story about how when he was a teenager in the 70s he would hitchhike everywhere. Everywhere in the PNW.

One time he was dropped off at an exit on I5 that another guy was already waiting at. So the first guy got to hitch a ride with the next car that stopped.

Next car that stopped was a guy driving a Datsun pickup truck.

First Hitchhiker gets in the truck, sits there and chats for a moment, gets back out, closes the door, and the truck drives off.

Once he got back to where my uncle was standing my uncle asked, "What the hell was that?"

First Hitchhiker says, "When I got in and closed the door, the driver whipped his dick out and said 'I like to jerk off when I drive, and I like my passengers to join me'."

So yeah.

Way back when I used to hitchhike. One time I was trying to hitch a ride across the Bay Bridge. A man stopped and said he'd give me a ride if he could fuck me. I had a vivid mental picture of someone trying to fuck while driving across the Bay Bridge and burst out laughing. He slammed the door and drove off while I stood on the sidewalk roaring with laughter.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

On my way to Phoenix, going to see if I can buy the Suns.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

On my way to Phoenix, going to see if I can buy the Suns.

Hopefully they take a 3 party out of state check.

 

[Hoopguru]

On my way to Phoenix, going to see if I can buy the Suns.

But the Suns, then move them to Billings Montana.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

But the Suns, then move them to Billings Montana.

So far I'm not impressed. I was expecting the Suns to send a limo for me.

Nothing.

 

[Hoopguru]

So far I'm not impressed. I was expecting the Suns to send a limo for me.

Nothing.

I think the Sun has gone down!

 

[Hoopguru]

Bezos and Shaq possibly interested in purchasing Suns.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Bezos and Shaq possibly interested in purchasing Suns.

Damnit. Why can't we have Bezos.

 

[Hoopguru]

Damnit. Why can't we have Bezos.

you think Jody would her brothers P&J to another Seattleite?

 

[SlyPokerCat]

you think Jody would her brothers P&J to another Seattleite?

If she wouldn't she can fuck right off. Phil Knight or a Seattleite would be best for this franchise so they are somewhat local.

 

[Hoopguru]

Hoping its Phil !