Game Thread SUPER BOWL LX - SEAHAWKS VS PATRIOTS - FEBRUARY 8, 2026 - SUNDAY - 3:30 PM (PDT) - NBC - PEACOCK - NFL+ (6 Viewers)

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BigGameDamian said:
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Ahahahahahaha. Poor customer was hoping to emulate Bag Boney's gesticulations under the bar and rub one out to celebrate the Super Bowl and he had to suffer from some serious blue balls over all of this. Poor guy. He should just go watch some Reality Kings or something.
 
kjironman1 said:
But you thought this was just fine?
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I never said anything about that. Are you asking me now? I'm talking about this Super Bowl. Of course there have been ridiculous things in past Super Bowls. There is always something. Sex sells. I just think it's ridiculous to shove it in kids' faces and act innocent.
 
Domihatin said:
I never said anything about that. Are you asking me now? I'm talking about this Super Bowl. Of course there have been ridiculous things in past Super Bowls. There is always something. Sex sells. I just think it's ridiculous to shove it in kids' faces and act innocent.
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That performance was probably the least sexual and more family values than we've seen in years. By the way after rewatching it his hand very seldom actually is at his crotch. Hip height yes and probably could be construed as a sensual motion but was he supposed to keep it chest height? Or above his head. Did you miss all of the other things he was doing constantly with his hands like carrying a football, Grammy, dancing with Lady G, hugging people, shaking hands, Fist Bumps, falling through ceilings, praising a wedded couple? At no point ever did his hand actually go to his crotch.
Maybe it's you that was blinded by your opposition? I'm sure Kid Rock was more family values for his show but I can't say for sure. I'll try to take the time and watch that one when I get a chance.

This is all coming from the dude that called out Mark Mason and the Blazer dancers... Wow.
 
Family and children friendly Kid Rock:



And who could forget his kid friendly:

"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)"
 
I just rewatched the halftime show.

Like wow. The amount of faux outrage over a grown man dancing around...... I saw him place his hand around his groin but half the time I think he was grabbing his beltline. It certainly never looked like he was playing with himself.

Feels like people complaining about this are just trying to find something to complain about. Have we heard much complaining about the twerking?
 
kjironman1 said:
That performance was probably the least sexual and more family values than we've seen in years. By the way after rewatching it his hand very seldom actually is at his crotch. Hip height yes and probably could be construed as a sensual motion but was he supposed to keep it chest height? Or above his head. Did you miss all of the other things he was doing constantly with his hands like carrying a football, Grammy, dancing with Lady G, hugging people, shaking hands, Fist Bumps, falling through ceilings, praising a wedded couple? At no point ever did his hand actually go to his crotch.
Maybe it's you that was blinded by your opposition? I'm sure Kid Rock was more family values for his show but I can't say for sure. I'll try to take the time and watch that one when I get a chance.

This is all coming from the dude that called out Mark Mason and the Blazer dancers... Wow.
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This is hilarious. Did you read my earlier post earlier on in this thread? I said that his hand was above his crotch and it looked rather like he was getting aroused and an erection and that's why his hand was there and you could see a bulge and that's where he was rubbing his hand up and down and grabbing and moving his hand up and down. That's what was extra disturbing about it. It looked like about the right distance from his crotch from where a raging erection would reach.

And the Mark Mason thing was all in jest. But I know that you don't seem to be able to understand that?
 
JfizzleBlazer said:
I just rewatched the halftime show.

Like wow. The amount of faux outrage over a grown man dancing around...... I saw him place his hand around his groin but half the time I think he was grabbing his beltline. It certainly never looked like he was playing with himself.

Feels like people complaining about this are just trying to find something to complain about. Have we heard much complaining about the twerking?
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What's wrong with twerking? That's as wholesome as titty shaking, isn't it?

And are you saying he was grabbing his belt buckle and going to town? I guess it's okay then. He just happened to have a bulbous belt buckle and he grabbed on like the pommel of a saddle and rode himself to release. Imagine explaining to a judge if you were caught doing this action in public or looking through a school fence---

"Uhh, your honor, I was gripping my belt buckle, which happened to be under my shirt and shaped like the head of a King Cobra, and I was....adjusting my belt buckle, your honor, and it was a complete coincidence that I thrust my hips into my hand while I did it.
 
Domihatin said:
What's wrong with twerking? That's as wholesome as titty shaking, isn't it?

And are you saying he was grabbing his belt buckle and going to town? I guess it's okay then. He just happened to have a bulbous belt buckle and he grabbed on like the pommel of a saddle and rode himself to release. Imagine explaining to a judge if you were caught doing this action in public or looking through a school fence---

"Uhh, your honor, I was gripping my belt buckle, which happened to be under my shirt and shaped like the head of a King Cobra, and I was....adjusting my belt buckle, your honor, and it was a complete coincidence that I thrust my hips into my hand while I did it.
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Whatever you say bro. Carry on with the faux outrage.

I can't imagine anyone being genuine thinking he was actually stroking himself on live TV.
 
I found the halftime show to be boring, mostly because I found the songs to be sub-par, even for the genre. But I really don't care, at all, and good for his fans. It's all good, to each their own. As long as those damn kids stay the hell off my lawn!!!
 
I am rewatching and just not seeing masturbation. The women are doing a lot more ass shaking, sometimes with their hands on upper thighs.
I see miming baseball, drinking, hand on heart.
Give it a rest already.
 
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