Making your way on the web today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all these posters
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those night when you've got tons of fights,
The editing is a "fail";
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And beer-boys third fiance didn't show;
Sometimes you want to go
Where nobody knows your name,
And they're Sometimes glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your screen name.
Roll out of bed, HCP's wife gives you head;
The morning's looking bright;
And your favorite player ran off to Europe,
And yes he's even white;
And your admin wants to be a girl;
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where nobody knows your name,
And they're never glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
Posters are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your lame.
