Funny Targeted CPAC ad on Grindr

[Minstrel]

But surely the odds of policymakers seeing that message are low? We hear you enquire...

Well, according to data released by Grindr last year, the biggest trend during the Republican National Convention (RNC) was a disproportionate increase in activity in the area - around 120 per cent, in fact.

A Grindr spokesperson told Broadly Vice that "more than a thousand guys used the app near the Quicken Loans Arena," the venue for the Convention.

There was also an over-representation of white males, compared to the Grindr community at large: "White men comprise only 40 percent of the Grindr community, but represent 75 per cent of the visitors [at the RNC].”

According to Grindr, the most popular terms used in the profiles during the RNC in 2016 were "visiting" and "fun", as well as 27 mentions of the RNC in profiles and six mentions of Trump.

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[SlyPokerDog]

Fake screws.

 

[Minstrel]

They just put the "rekt" in "erection."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why not? Isn't Grindr just an anonymous sex app?

 

[Minstrel]

It's always weird when male Republicans who are loudest about being anti-gay get caught soliciting sex from a 19 year old dude in an airport bathroom.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's always weird when male Republicans who are loudest about being anti-gay get caught soliciting sex from a 19 year old dude in an airport bathroom.

And Anthony Weiner was sending dick pics out with his kid next to him in bed.

 

[Minstrel]

And Anthony Weiner was sending dick pics out with his kid next to him in bed.

Is he anti-dick-pic-at-inappropriate-times?

Weiner's a creepy guy, but a different kind of creepy.

 

[MickZagger]

Where's Bannon's shirtless pic on there?

 

[theprunetang]

Link

This is not a joke. Last night I closed the bar and served a 60 year old male with a 26 year old girlfriend. And yes, I carded both of them. I treated them both well because that is what I do as a bartender. I ran into them this morning at Horse Brass and they both have me hugs. His "wife" gave me kisses on the face and tried to go home with me. And he wanted to come to my place and watch it. And they let me know that he was a surrogate for Trump. It was a weird night. I felt like he was a secretly gay Republican with a beard. Strange night.

 

[blue32]

This is not a joke. Last night I closed the bar and served a 60 year old male with a 26 year old girlfriend. And yes, I carded both of them. I treated them both well because that is what I do as a bartender. I ran into them this morning at Horse Brass and they both have me hugs. His "wife" gave me kisses on the face and tried to go home with me. And he wanted to come to my place and watch it. And they let me know that he was a surrogate for Trump. It was a weird night. I felt like he was a secretly gay Republican with a beard. Strange night.

Wait.... So did you hit it w/him watching? Or were you referring to the previous night serving them when you said 'it was a weird night'. ;-)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This is not a joke. Last night I closed the bar and served a 60 year old male with a 26 year old girlfriend. And yes, I carded both of them. I treated them both well because that is what I do as a bartender. I ran into them this morning at Horse Brass and they both have me hugs. His "wife" gave me kisses on the face and tried to go home with me. And he wanted to come to my place and watch it. And they let me know that he was a surrogate for Trump. It was a weird night. I felt like he was a secretly gay Republican with a beard. Strange night.

How was it?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He was literally a cuck. Haha

 

[theprunetang]

Wait.... So did you hit it w/him watching? Or were you referring to the previous night serving them when you said 'it was a weird night'. ;-)

Didn't do it. But their intent was well known.

 

[blue32]

Didn't do it. But their intent was well known.

Awww Damn! haha

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

holy shit you should have, you would have cucked a Trump delegate! wtf man. just for the story alone.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Any of y'all ever cucked somebody?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No.

 

[theprunetang]

holy shit you should have, you would have cucked a Trump delegate! wtf man. just for the story alone.

True, but at least I got free drinks out of it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

True, but at least I got free drinks out of it.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREE DRINKS BRO. DO IT FOR S2.

 

[theprunetang]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREE DRINKS BRO. DO IT FOR S2.

I did get a number.....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I did get a number.....

DO IT DO IT DO IT

 

[riverman]

This is such a Laker thread!