Teen with no vagina becomes pregnant

[bluefrog]

...a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.
"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via cesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.
Her birth defect -- called Müllerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser Syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.
Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."
The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?

 

[julius]

What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?

Tucson.

 

[julius]

btw, how does that explain how she got pregnant?

 

[bluefrog]

btw, how does that explain how she got pregnant?

Here is the link

And the answer:

"A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.
"Sperm are pretty hardy," said Paulson, who pointed out that sperm must make it out of the acidic environment of the vagina before reaching more friendly territory at the cervix and in the uterus. Once in the abdominal wall, Paulson estimated the sperm could survive for days.
"It's a long way from the stomach into the lower abdomen, it's a heck of a trip, but they made it," said Paulson. "You just need sperm somewhere in the area (of an egg)."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sounds like she got some chaz in her bono.

 

[julius]

so either in the process of cleaning her stomach out they had a mixture of stomach contents go into the 2nd hole OR she didn't want to swallow it so after she got stabbed she horked it out onto the hole hoping it would stop the bleeding.

Sounds like a bad porn.

 

[barfo]

What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?

That is a truly excellent question, original and well-posed. I only wish I had asked it.

barfo

 

[Haakzilla]

...they should have given her an axe wound instead of the knife

 

[Natebishop3]

That is a truly excellent question, original and well-posed. I only wish I had asked it.

barfo

Easy answer. She gives the best head.

 

[Haakzilla]

What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?

...it definitely takes dry humping to whole new level!

 

[THE HCP]

I have laughed harder from this thread and it's 10 posts then any other thread ever on S2!

 

[THE HCP]

This story has the HCP speechless......errr typeless! How does this chic not have a vageen? I went to HS with a guy who had 1 ball, but this is crazy!

 

[The Sebastian Express]

In the words of Ian Malcolm, life finds a way.

 

[THE HCP]

In the words of Malcolm X........ "We did NOT land on Plymouth Rock....... Plymouth Rock landed on US!"

 

[BrianFromWA]

I thought that was Denzel?

 

[THE HCP]

^No, Denzel said......... Why they put the Green olives in a jar..... but they put the BLACK olives in a can!!!???]

 

[BrianFromWA]

"Son, I work for the Pentagon, so I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake, but did you just threaten me?"

 

[Ed O]

There is a LOT of room for blasphemy in this thread.

Ed O.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I didn't want to start, but that thought did cross my mind. Derail fail.

 

[MARIS61]

What kind of town has guys fighting over a girl with no vagina?

What kind of person guts a 14yo girl with a knife?

 

[barfo]

What kind of person guts a 14yo girl with a knife?

He just wanted her to have his baby. Or maybe he wanted her to have the other guy's baby, I'm not sure.

barfo