Phatguysrule
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Non Asian wife? If not, how did you get her to stop force feeding you rice?I rarely eat rice anymore. When I do, it's mostly brown rice.
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Non Asian wife? If not, how did you get her to stop force feeding you rice?I rarely eat rice anymore. When I do, it's mostly brown rice.
She's Asian. I can't cook for shit, so she's always had to do all the cooking. She's also a health and fitness freak. I'm fit myself, but used to eat all kind of nasty shit.
Haven't had balut in forever, but this is a Vietnamese dish the wife's been trying to make me stop eating without much success:
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It's duck blood mixed with chopped liver, intestines, and all kinds of nasty goodies. But you do eat with a lot of vegetables on the side, so it's not all bad. I can't find a restaurant in the Portland area that serves it anymore (Yen Ha used to).
Man... My wife is such a good cook. Still working on the health and fitness part.She's Asian. I can't cook for shit, so she's always had to do all the cooking. She's also a health and fitness freak. I'm fit myself, but used to eat all kind of nasty shit.
I'm the cook in the relationship here. And I love it. Food is art. I wouldn't enjoy it any other way.
Shit. I made shrimp tacos 2 nights ago with a pineapple salsa, and we grew the goddamned pineapple, line, cilantro, onion, and lemongrass that went into it.I love when you make caraway chips and salsa. Especially the mango salsa. With a side of the prunetang.
Shit. I made shrimp tacos 2 nights ago with a pineapple salsa, and we grew the goddamned pineapple, line, cilantro, onion, and lemongrass that went into it.
Abort the shrimp?all sounds good. Except the shrimp. Don’t get me started.
Abort the shrimp?
Fuuuuck. That is rough. Never personally had a reaction to any food. I have seen it though and it is scary. I found out, when my nephew was 5, that he was allergic to tree nuts, after giving him some cashews for a snack. I had to keep his mouth open to allow him to breath while the benadryl I forced into his throat kicked in. He is a healthy 21 year old now. But, you know what? Some people shouldn't be parents.For me, yeah. Wife and I used to get the Costco tray of cocktail shrimp for our dinner once per month back in the day. I nearly die now. Had a shit reaction two weeks ago. 9 Beadryl, an Epic, warm showers, and more... I'm responding...
Fuuuuck. That is rough. Never personally had a reaction to any food. I have seen it though and it is scary. I found out, when my nephew was 5, that he was allergic to tree nuts, after giving him some cashews for a snack. I had to keep his mouth open to allow him to breath while the benadryl I forced into his throat kicked in. He is a healthy 21 year old now. But, you know what? Some people shouldn't be parents.
*points finger at self while bowing down to normal and decent laws governing abortion.
Damn. Should I watch out? I was taking an old decrepit awning down from our back yard 3 days ago and got hit by SEVERAL unhappy wasps. Felt like I was in New England.Life changed after 20+ stings from an in-ground wasps/hornets nest..... almost died?
You are a dirty old man and I'm proud of you.If my wife told me tomorrow she wanted one more child, I would not say no.
You're right about this -![]()
I've seen better attempts at an MMA fight.
Weak people are incapable of admitting when they are wrong. This place has many people incapable of admitting when they are wrong. From the looks above. It seems you might be one of them....
You really can't see it? Try again.
Hit up the Texas State Fair. A lot less asian food there than the OC Fair.
What good would that do? The man is known not to be fair. Har har har har, oh, Lanny, you're so clever.Did you ask to speak to the fair's manager?
You are a dirty old man and I'm proud of you.
Why, thank you. That's the best compliment I've gotten all day.You’re dirtier. And you’re older.
so there’s that.



