Exclusive The 2016 BlazerDancers Calendar!

[SlyPokerDog]

Introducing the 2016 BlazerDancers Calendar!

Order your copy of the 2016 BlazerDancers Fitness Pinup Calendar now for only $20 at http://blazerdancers.com/

or

You can buy them at the Blazer Fan Shop in the Moda Center. The BlazerDancers will be autographing pre-game and at halftime every home game until 12/26.


Makes a great gift for yourself or someone else!


Everyone who responds in this thread before Dec 18th will be entered to win 1 of 3 BlazerDancers calendars.

(Posts that are rude, crude, sexist or in just bad taste will be disqualified and deleted.)

Only one post per day will count but you can post daily between now and 12/18 for multiple entries.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I want to win a calendar! This year's BlazerDancer team is one of my favorite.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

I don't get it


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[SlyPokerDog]

I don't get it


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Get what?

 

[Strenuus]

Horray!!

 

[santeesioux]

I'd take a free calendar.

 

[PCmor7]

I want to win a Blazer Dancer.

 

[tlongII]

Where is the naked calendar?

 

[barfo]

I want a Blazer Dancer Mayan calendar. Can you arrange that?

barfo

 

[Darkwebs]

The red head and the brunette on the far right are my favs.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Sign me up.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I almost bought this over Thanksgiving. I don't know how well it would fit in with my modern aesthetic and street art in my dwelling.

But yeah, the redhead one (Lindsay?) has been my favorite dancer for quite some time.

 

[barfo]

I almost bought this over Thanksgiving. I don't know how well it would fit in with my modern aesthetic and street art in my dwelling.

I think if you hang it just above the dumpster, on the side of the alley where old Joe sleeps, that would have the right feng shui from your spot in the doorway.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Where is the naked calendar?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

IS IT MIDNIGHT YET

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

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Sigh........nothing like Welk groupies......

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BTW, last time I was at the fan shop they had JK25 shirts....12 buck!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Abby Chin >>

 

[BBert]

I'll take a free calendar. It's for my daughter I swear.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is Dan Dickau's wife the GBDOAT?

 

[barfo]

It's for my daughter I swear.

"That's what Trump said".

barfo

 

[riverman]

These calendars just make me feel old..they all look like my granddaughters

 

[SlyPokerDog]

These calendars just make me feel old..they all look like my granddaughters

I'd like to meet your granddaughters, as long as they are over 18yrs old.

 

[riverman]

I'd like to meet your granddaughters, as long as they are over 18yrs old.

and this is when you put your 72 Chevy cargo van in reverse...throw the duck tape out the window and keep your hands where I can see them while you back slowly away in the sunset..or in simple terms...they're not 18 yet

 

[riverman]

I'd like to meet your granddaughters, as long as they are over 18yrs old.

18 in dog years is 124..so you'll have a chance when they turn 124....and even a dog will be appreciated by then

 

[barfo]

and this is when you put your 72 Chevy cargo van in reverse...throw the duck tape out the window and keep your hands where I can see them while you back slowly away in the sunset..or in simple terms...they're not 18 yet

Dogs are usually allowed to hump anyone's legs, no matter what the age.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Dogs are usually allowed to hump anyone's legs, no matter what the age.

barfo

That's how the 4th down punt was invented in football

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Don't forget, the calendars aren't just to giveaway. You can also purchase them.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I'd like to meet your granddaughters, as long as they are over 18yrs old.

Or have realistic fake ID.

Plausible deniability!