Rumor The $30 Christmas gift thread

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

I am thinking of getting everyone these things called rooballs. They are a bottle opener made out of kangaroo balls. Maybe only one cousin, who knows.
Maybe candles for those that are wifed up

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Last years thread

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/cheap-christmas-gifts.351561/

I think I sent PF chang gift cards lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

MAGA hats!

 

[riverman]

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

I am thinking of getting everyone these things called rooballs. They are a bottle opener made out of kangaroo balls. Maybe only one cousin, who knows.
Maybe candles for those that are wifed up

qtr ounce of sticky indica or half a dozen pre rolled joints

 

[riverman]

You could start giving them your action figure collection Xmas by Xmas....that would solve shopping for a few decades..or get them Blazer swag

 

[riverman]

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

I am thinking of getting everyone these things called rooballs. They are a bottle opener made out of kangaroo balls. Maybe only one cousin, who knows.
Maybe candles for those that are wifed up

You can find some really good books or small musical instruments in that range....tambourine or harmonica...hand drum...cookbook for nerds...etc...I bought some of those zoom lenses for Iphones few years ago as gifts...went over well...cool little attachment...tripod for phone, etc

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

May give these out. They are useful as fuck since so small. 16 bucks a pop

 

[riverman]

May give these out. They are useful as fuck since so small. 16 bucks a pop

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I really want to add a "W" to that thing so it can be called the "Wanker"

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

I am thinking of getting everyone these things called rooballs. They are a bottle opener made out of kangaroo balls. Maybe only one cousin, who knows.
Maybe candles for those that are wifed up

bespokepost.com. Just got an email today for the return of their Stocking Stuffers for $30. Think you may have to register first though.

You're welcome.

 

[GoBlazersGo]

qtr ounce of sticky indica or half a dozen pre rolled joints

This is peak gifting, right here...

 

[BlazerWookee]

How about a Darius Miles bobblehead?

 

[Lanny]

You can find some really good books or small musical instruments in that range....tambourine or harmonica...hand drum...cookbook for nerds...etc...I bought some of those zoom lenses for Iphones few years ago as gifts...went over well...cool little attachment...tripod for phone, etc

Powell's Book Store on West Burnside is a great place to buy books.

 

[Lanny]

How about a Darius Miles bobblehead?

Boo, hiss, hiss.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Costco had a smaller version of this:
https://www.costco.com/popcornopolis-12-large-cone-holiday-cheer-bag .product.100693081.html

Basically a bag wrapped with a bunch of different types of Popcorns.

$20.

Gonna drive around to LA to my cousins, etc and deliver some weekend. Basically throw it at them, take a selfie from 30 feet away and drive away.

 

[illmatic99]

 

[Orion Bailey]

I just buy everyone really expensive xmas cards with popouts and color ins with sweet holiday messages. $22.99? close enough to $30 for me.
(pockets change)...

 

[MickZagger]

I got a shit ton of cousins too. Would never think about buying each of them a gift.

Yowzers

 

[GoBlazersGo]

I have way too many cousins.

What are some good 30 dolla gifts?

COME ON GUISE HE NEEDS BETTER IDEAS... NOTHING PRESENTED IN HERE THUS FAR IS EDGY ENOUGH FOR OUR RESIDENT EDGE-LORD. MAYBE BUY THEM ALL DILDOS SO YOU CAN FINALLY TELL THEM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THAT THEY CAN (AND PERHAPS SHOULD, IN SOME CASES) GO FUCK THEMSELVES?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I got a shit ton of cousins too. Would never think about buying each of them a gift.

Yowzers

Just the local ones. Prob won't see them other than dropping this stuff off.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

COME ON GUISE HE NEEDS BETTER IDEAS... NOTHING PRESENTED IN HERE THUS FAR IS EDGY ENOUGH FOR OUR RESIDENT EDGE-LORD. MAYBE BUY THEM ALL DILDOS SO YOU CAN FINALLY TELL THEM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THAT THEY CAN (AND PERHAPS SHOULD, IN SOME CASES) GO FUCK THEMSELVES?

Ninja swords are good for anyone.

 

[riverman]

Just the local ones. Prob won't see them other than dropping this stuff off.

You're supposed to wear a mask with eyeholes dude!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

https://b8ta.com/product/tushy-travel

 

[ABM]

Looks good for one of the kids in our extended family...

Amazon product ASIN B08FWXDDKQ

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah, we got my fiancee's nephew one of those little drones. He'll definitely lose it or crash it pretty quick.

 

[riverman]

https://b8ta.com/product/tushy-travel

Dude...what happened to you in band camp stays in band camp!

 

[oldfisherman]

A portable uv light sanitizing wand kills germs and virusus, inclunding covid. Take it anywhere to sanitize exposed surfaces.

Amazon has several options under $30. The eLegio model from MV Legio has high reviews for under $26.

A uv light can also be used to find areas with certain bodily fluids. This can either be funny or gross when looking for things in the bathroom, bedroom, or body parts that need to be cleaned.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

A portable uv light sanitizing wand kills germs and virusus, inclunding covid. Take it anywhere to sanitize exposed surfaces.

Amazon has several options under $30. The eLegio model from MV Legio has high reviews for under $26.

A uv light can also be used to find areas with certain bodily fluids. This can either be funny or gross when looking for things in the bathroom, bedroom, or body parts that need to be cleaned.

Does that really work any better than using a disinfectant wipe? I was thinking of getting a box with UV to sterilize, but figured some wipes are good enough for phones, keys, etc. You would have to wave the light long enough to kill the virus, and those times are somewhat debatable, no?

 

[riverman]

Does that really work any better than using a disinfectant wipe? I was thinking of getting a box with UV to sterilize, but figured some wipes are good enough for phones, keys, etc. You would have to wave the light long enough to kill the virus, and those times are somewhat debatable, no?

you must believe in the force if you want to control the force!

 

[oldfisherman]

Does that really work any better than using a disinfectant wipe? I was thinking of getting a box with UV to sterilize, but figured some wipes are good enough for phones, keys, etc. You would have to wave the light long enough to kill the virus, and those times are somewhat debatable, no?

I do not know which is better? Maybe someone here knows?

One advantage of the uv light is it can get into small difficult to wipe areas, such as between the keys on a keyboard.

Given the choice, I would use both when possible.

 

[riverman]

I do not know which is better? Maybe someone here knows?

One advantage of the uv light is it can get into small difficult to wipe areas, such as between the keys on a keyboard.

Given the choice, I would use both when possible.

I think a hair dryer would probably fix a keyboard in quick fashion....or a guitar...etc