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I think giant douche is a douche bag but there's no way im voting in turd sandwich. We'd be better off with a sly dog that plays poker.
 
This is going to be interesting. How does Donald's deal with Satan work when he is running against Satan? A fiddle playoff like Devil Went Down to Georgia?
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
This is going to be interesting. How does Donald's deal with Satan work when he is running against Satan? A fiddle playoff like Devil Went Down to Georgia?
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Trump would take the fiddle of gold, melt it down and then refuse to play while claiming the contest was rigged.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
This is going to be interesting. How does Donald's deal with Satan work when he is running against Satan? A fiddle playoff like Devil Went Down to Georgia?
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Also the bet was, "a fiddle of gold against your soul...". It's cute that you think Trump has one.
 
Are there still people deluded enough to think Trump has any real chance to win the presidency?
 
SlyPokerDog said:
If he doesn't win it means there has been massive fraud at the polls and white people will finally have a reason to riot.
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Unfortunately the fraud has been proven. Voter registration fraud was well documented in these recently released videos and other's online. Whether or not it's enough to affect the election is to be determined; but it does give you indication into what type of people the Democratic party are at their core.
 
If I were Donald Trump, I would completely baffle everybody tonight by being as polite as possible, responding to Hilary's prepared jabs with calm requests to join me in forgoing the mudslinging and focusing on the issues. It would throw her completely off balance.

Then (assuming she went along with it), with 5 minutes to go I would completely about face and point out how easy it was to control her, and ask the American people if they really wanted to be "led" by someone who was so ridiculously malleable. It wouldn't change the result of the election, but it would certainly be interesting.
 
So wait.... who is the Turd Sandwich and who is the Giant Douche?
 
PtldPlatypus said:
If I were Donald Trump, I would completely baffle everybody tonight by being as polite as possible, responding to Hilary's prepared jabs with calm requests to join me in forgoing the mudslinging and focusing on the issues. It would throw her completely off balance.

Then (assuming she went along with it), with 5 minutes to go I would completely about face and point out how easy it was to control her, and ask the American people if they really wanted to be "led" by someone who was so ridiculously malleable. It wouldn't change the result of the election, but it would certainly be interesting.
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You are much more clever than Mr. Orange.

barfo
 
barfo said:
You are much more clever than Mr. Orange.

barfo
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Surely he has people in his campaign that are more intelligent and creative than I am.

Right?

RIGHT?!!
 
PtldPlatypus said:
Surely he has people in his campaign that are more intelligent and creative than I am.

Right?

RIGHT?!!
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Even if he does, is he smart enough to pay attention to them?

(This is a sarcastic question, I am certain he is not).
 
Here are some of the prop bets set by online gambling site Bovada via offshore sports book Oddsshark.com:

Will Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton shake hands before the debate begins?

Yes -120

No -120


Who will be the first to interrupt the other?

Donald Trump -300

Hillary Clinton +200


How many times will Trump say “Make America Great Again?”

Over 2 -105

Under 2 -135


How many times will “Wikileaks” be said?

Over 3.5 -135

Under 3.5 -105

How many times will Trump say “rig” or “rigged”?

Over 4.5 EVEN

Under 4.5 -140

What color will Donald Trump’s tie be?

Red -200

Blue +300

Yellow/Gold +400

Other color +600

Black +2000

What color will Hillary Clinton’s jacket be?

Blue -150

Other color +400

White +500

Black +500

Yellow/Gold +700

Red +3000


Which network will have the most recorded viewers?

NBC -200

ABC +175

CBS +500

FOX +900

Will the third Presidential debate garner more viewers than the second?

Yes (over 63.6 million) +150

No (under 63.6 million) -200


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/19/h...esidential-debate-in-las-vegas/#ixzz4NZZYSGoh
 
blue32 said:
Unfortunately the fraud has been proven. Voter registration fraud was well documented in these recently released videos and other's online. Whether or not it's enough to affect the election is to be determined; but it does give you indication into what type of people the Democratic party are at their core.
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Voter fraud is not an issue in the U.S. and only those who are having the wool pulled over their eyes think so.

"Out of the 197 million votes cast for federal candidates between 2002 and 2005, only 40 voters were indicted for voter fraud, according to a Department of Justice study outlined during a 2006 Congressional hearing." ABC News. That trend holds true to the present day according to all real voter fraud analyses.
 
Stevenson said:
Voter fraud is not an issue in the U.S. and only those who are having the wool pulled over their eyes think so.

"Out of the 197 million votes cast for federal candidates between 2002 and 2005, only 40 voters were indicted for voter fraud, according to a Department of Justice study outlined during a 2006 Congressional hearing." ABC News. That trend holds true to the present day according to all real voter fraud analyses.
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lol how ironic

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/17/no-voter-fraud-isnt-myth-10-cases-where-its-all-to/
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Here are some of the prop bets set by online gambling site Bovada via offshore sports book Oddsshark.com:

Will Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton shake hands before the debate begins?

Yes -120

No -120


Who will be the first to interrupt the other?

Donald Trump -300

Hillary Clinton +200


How many times will Trump say “Make America Great Again?”

Over 2 -105

Under 2 -135


How many times will “Wikileaks” be said?

Over 3.5 -135

Under 3.5 -105

How many times will Trump say “rig” or “rigged”?

Over 4.5 EVEN

Under 4.5 -140

What color will Donald Trump’s tie be?

Red -200

Blue +300

Yellow/Gold +400

Other color +600

Black +2000

What color will Hillary Clinton’s jacket be?

Blue -150

Other color +400

White +500

Black +500

Yellow/Gold +700

Red +3000


Which network will have the most recorded viewers?

NBC -200

ABC +175

CBS +500

FOX +900

Will the third Presidential debate garner more viewers than the second?

Yes (over 63.6 million) +150

No (under 63.6 million) -200


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/19/h...esidential-debate-in-las-vegas/#ixzz4NZZYSGoh
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Donald Trump and Hillary will not shake hands before the debate

Donald Trump will be the first to interrupt

Donald Trump will say "Make America Great Again" more than 2 times

Wiki Leaks will be said over 3.5 times

Donald Trump will say rig or rigged far more than 4.5 times

Donald Trump will wear a red tie

Hillary will wear a blue jacket

NBC will have the largest TV audience

The third debate will be the most watched debate in history
 
Stevenson said:
Voter fraud is not an issue in the U.S. and only those who are having the wool pulled over their eyes think so.

"Out of the 197 million votes cast for federal candidates between 2002 and 2005, only 40 voters were indicted for voter fraud, according to a Department of Justice study outlined during a 2006 Congressional hearing." ABC News. That trend holds true to the present day according to all real voter fraud analyses.
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IYI
 
I've already seen the movie
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I just saw a shot of the stadium, didn't realize we had a Cafe Rio next to it. That place is the bomb, don't think there are any in Wa or Ore. Suckers.
 
Hillary pandering to the base to start out.
 
She did just knock that question outta the park tho.
 
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