The Amazing Zach Randolph

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Through 18 games played, he has more turnovers than assists, steals and blocks combined. (55-47)</p>

Way to go, Zach!</p>
 
If only Thorn would have traded RJ, the amazing Zach could have been a Net</p>
 
He's a lefty! You think he's going to shoot with his right hand, but then he shoots with his left!</p>
 
And then he dumps it off to Eddy. You think he's going to shoot with his right hand, and then he turns it over!</p>
 
He can't keep it up, right?

Through 24 games at 33:00 a clip.

Turnovers - 75

Blocks, Steals and Assists - 71


Go Zach!!
 
He's also the only player in the league to have more automatic weapons than assists-steals-blocks combined. That's even more impressive.
 
Quite a line tonight.

2-5 shooting
1-2 from the line
5 points
4 turnovers
4 fouls
3 rebounds
0 offensive rebounds
1 assist
0 steals
0 blocks

Knicks lose to the Kings at home with no Bibby, Artest, Martin.

I wonder if he even feels the slightest bit guilty when he cashes his paycheck.

Probably not.
 
Through 30 games at 32:30 MPG --


Turnovers - 94

Blocks, Steals, Assists - 80


The gap is widening.

Nice work!
 
You realise that this is known as the "Eddy Curry line," right? This makes it even more ridiculous.
Here are the single-season "leaders" since the 1999-2000 season:

[maybe someone can format this for me]

[POS represents assists plus steals plus blocks; ratio is TOs/POS]

TOP 20 (Worst) YR GP MPG POS TOs RATIO
Eddy Curry 2006-07 81 35.2 142 295 0.48:1
Eddy Curry 2005-06 72 25.9 103 179 0.58:1
Eddy Curry current 33 28.2 48 73 0.66:1
Eddy Curry 2004-05 63 28.8 116 163 0.71:1
Zach Randolph current 30 32.6 80 94 0.85:1
Othella Harrington 1999-00 82 32.6 191 217 0.88:1
Tyrone Hill 2000-01 76 31.1 112 127 0.88:1
Hakim Warrick 2006-07 82 26.2 148 161 0.92:1
Desmond Mason 2006-07 75 34.3 189 192 0.98:1
Eddy Curry 2003-04 73 29.5 175 177 0.99:1
Jamaal Magloire 2005-06 82 30.1 165 166 0.99:1
Zach Randolph 2006-07 68 35.7 215 215 1.00:1
Glenn Robinson 2003-04 42 31.9 108 106 1.02:1
Vin Baker 2001-02 55 31.1 130 127 1.02:1
Andres Nocioni 2006-07 53 26.5 108 104 1.04:1
Mark Blount 2006-07 82 31.1 169 159 1.06:1
Othella Harrington 2002-03 74 25.0 97 90 1.08:1
Michael Olowokandi 2000-01 82 25.9 184 169 1.09:1
Zach Randolph 2003-04 81 37.9 272 247 1.10:1
Desmond Mason 2005-06 70 30.1 125 113 1.11:1
 
And a brief check reveals...

Curry is even worse!


Blocks, Steals, Assists - 50

Turnovers - 74


That's a great list, Dumpy. Other than Nocioni, who has intangibles I think offset his weaknesses, every player on that list is a gigantic loser.
 
There's another list of the players that have the greatest POSITIVE disparity between assists/steals/blocks and TOs. Ben Wallace is usually up there year after year. I believe that Antoine Wright may be in the top-ten this season.
 

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