The Census is TEH GHEY.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Anyone think this is all part of some big scam?

 

[Darkwebs]

How so?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

dunno, just seems lame to participate.

 

[44Thrilla]

I think it is necessary, but it could be done a lot cheaper.

 

[Entity]

It does affect representation and funding allocation. Anything other than numerical data might be controversial.

 

[Buzz Killington]

It does affect representation and funding allocation. Anything other than numerical data might be controversial.

they're going to count homeless and illegals?

 

[Buzz Killington]

are they really going door to door? wtf is that...just seems creepy.

"how many people live here?"

"its all for your own good"

 

[Buzz Killington]

ah crap, wrong account.

 

[barfo]

they're going to count homeless and illegals?

Yes, sorry, you will have to participate.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yes, sorry, you will have to participate.

barfo

I am a ninja.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

redistricting? what the fuck. lame. the current system of politics blows.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

seems like they're hiring a bunch of workers to do this. one of the temps at work was interested in it i guess...said he was at the grocery and people asked him if he wanted to count people.

 

[barfo]

redistricting? what the fuck. lame. the current system of politics blows.

What do you propose to do instead?

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What do you propose to do instead?

barfo

National ID card.

 

[barfo]

National ID card.

Why not an implanted chip, then?

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why not an implanted chip, then?

barfo

COULD GET INFECTED.

 

[ABM]

It all boils down to how many traffic lights in a given area. Or so the commercial states.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LOOK! THIS TOWN OF 5,000 ONLY HAS ONE STOP LIGHT.

Can't a fucking city planner just take a look and go...oh shit, we need a fucking stoplight here! Kind of like that town of 500 in Alaska that is having another airport runway built through the stimulus plan.

Our nation is being run by nerds.