The Cho firing conspiracy theory thread

[SlyPokerDog]

One I just heard on 95.5 is that PA's health is not good and the franchise is in a WIN NOW! mode.

 

[Chuck Taylor]

Ideas that come to my mind are:

The leaked info about Cho wanting to suspend Roy...maybe Cho was the one who leaked it?

Disagreement with what to do with Oden - offer him a long term deal, just the qualifying offer, or nothing at all.

Disagreement with what to do with Roy - use a possible amnesty clause?

Most likely the Vulacans realized that Cho has a mind of his own and are looking for a puppet instead.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its a case of TAC.

 

[andalusian]

Imaginary Cap Space.

 

[KevinJBonn]

Well the Seahawks sure aren't in a win now mode, so the Blazers are the best bet for him. I've been paying close attention to people reacting out of desperation and this kind of feels like one of those situations. The old saying goes, "If you panic, you will find a way to get yourself killed". As a fan I hope that isn't what's going on here.

 

[Minstrel]

Cho was involved in a steroids scandal and the feds were closing in. It was time to cut ties.

 

[andalusian]

Cho refused to reveal his birth certificate

 

[Wheels]

I'm hearing from reliable sources that it has something to do with snooki, 3,000 gallons of Tapioca pudding, and a nude Angry Birds tournament. I'll keep you informed.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Not enough good Burmese restaurants in Portland.

 

[santeesioux]

The Blazers are racist against Asians, first giving up on Ha too soon and now this!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

The curse, THE CURSE!

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[andalusian]

Not enough good Burmese restaurants in Portland.

Are you saying that Cho is Hedo's wife's husband?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This thread is going to get Bald Face Crazy at 3pm today.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I really wish PA would sell the damn team instead of leaving it in shittier hands later on

 

[Nikolokolus]

Are you saying that Cho is Hedo's wife's husband?

I don't want to say too much, but let's just say that I have a source who contends that this lead to much friction ... not that I actually have a source, but let's just say it anyway.

 

[mikeg]

It's got to be the Canzano article. My guess is Cho leaked it. Heck, he may have wanted to get fired. What better way than to expose Allen/Miller as having their fingers in day-to-day operations and player discipline issues.

Only other possibility that makes sense is that they are bringing in someone like Adleman and simply needed to make room.

 

[MickZagger]

Paul Allen was pissed that Cho didn't swallow.

 

[Minstrel]

Cho was tabbed as the next leader of Al Qaeda. They requested the chance to meet with Cho and, since it was a superior position in a more stable organization, the Blazers agreed. Cho ultimately took their offer.

Al Qaeda believes that Cho's quantitative analysis will revolutionary their terror evaluations. Of course, some feel al-Zawahiri will exert a great deal of influence over the new, putative leader.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Cho told Paul Allen to suck on his little chinese nuts after he accidentally took his purse.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Paul Allen was pissed that Cho didn't swallow.

Those were $1000 shoes he spat onto.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

pa found kp sexts on chos phone

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Has anyone ever noticed Cho looks like Obama......

 

[3RA1N1AC]

pa cloned cho from genes harvested from hitler and ichiros mom

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Poor Cho, now he'll never be more famous than Kingspeed.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You know Rich Cho is reading this message board right now.

 

[chris_in_pdx]

Crazy Flair elbowing the mat. Genius.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Cho wanted to fire Nate. Cho wants to amnesty Roy. PA doesn't want to upset his Seattle people by ridding himself of two Seattle icons. Cho gets fired.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Cho described Paul Allen's vision for the team as "right-wing social engineering."

 

[LittleAlex]

PA proposed something basketball related and insane (such as the Darius Miles contract).
Unfortunately, Cho didn't realize PA was serious and laughed in his face.

The rest is history.

I expect the Patty Mills 4 year 20 million dollar contract to come down the pike as soon as the lockout ends.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Adelman wants back but only if Geoff Petrie is GM.