The Commish is in the house!

[THE HCP]

Just saw Mr. Stern on the loading dock! Guy looked up at me and said, "Looks like you're keepin' it real HCP!"

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

If you kept it real, you would have knocked him the fuck out!

 

[MARIS61]

 

[oldmangrouch]

Gee, I don't know how that forklift got parked on his chest!

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

I can already see ESPN's nauseating interview with Stern talking about how this is great for the NBA and this city. Meanwhile he puts the final script for a L*kers/Cavs final.

 

[blazerboy30]

He's there to make sure, in person, the refs don't allow Portland to move deep into the playoffs.

 

[maxiep]

He's there to make sure, in person, the refs don't allow Portland to move deep into the playoffs.

Exactly. As we type, he's huddled with the officials giving them final instructions.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Exactly. As we type, he's huddled with the officials giving them final instructions.

The sad thing is, I'm not even sure that is a joke. I would hire Kobe as a babysitter, before I would trust in Stern's judgement or integrity.

 

[andalusian]

San Antonio won 4 times in the last decade... I really doubt there is such a huge following for them.

The Cavs and the Lakers were the two best teams in the two conferences this year. It would a surprise if they do not end there - I still think that if the Blazers get out of the first round - they go to the finals.

 

[mrkorb]

Looks like Stern has already issued a ruling on Rice's playoff fauxhawk. It's gone!

 

[maxiep]

Looks like Stern has already issued a ruling on Rice's playoff fauxhawk. It's gone!

What? Rice cut it again? I call B.S. on the Wild One!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Rice claims he doesn't know how to comb a fauxhawk.

He was supposed to be bald, what gives?

 

[mrkorb]

Rice claims he doesn't know how to comb a fauxhawk.

He was supposed to be bald, what gives?

Bald was supposed to be his penalty for the bet he and Travis had about 10 offensive rebounds in a game. The playoff fauxhawk promise was left over from last year.

 

[MAS RipCity]

put stern in an old folks home please..i hope he stayed long enough to hear loud n clear our thoughts on his "refs"..worst in any sport,,by fucking far. If Portland didn't have a team, I don't think I'd put up with this nba bullshit