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Bitch, be careful what you wish for.
 
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What else is he supposed to say? "No I'm scared of them", ?

Didn't look like he said anything terrible, he said it was a good game, nice atmosphere.
 
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Oh, and you didn't lose because you didn't get free throws. It's 'cause Roy owned your ass on one end, while you were chucking airballs on the other.

Have some balls. Accept that you lost because you played like a bitch.
 
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Lakers commit stupid foul with 45 sec left, Kobe missed a 3, turned the ball over, then missed another 3.

Learn to execute.
 
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What a little bitch. The Rapist doesn't want any part of the Blazers in the playoffs. The miles are starting to show on that body, Kobe.
 
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Oh, and you didn't lose because you didn't get free throws. It's 'cause Roy owned your ass on one end, while you were chucking airballs on the other.

Have some balls. Accept that you lost because you played like a bitch.

I don't think it had anything to do with Kobe, we lost as a team while he played rather well considering TS% and minutes. He was hitting from the three point arc, and FT line, which doesn't show up in FG%.

Regardless it is much ado about nothing, these comments were quite mellow imo.
 
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Lakers commit stupid foul with 45 sec left, Kobe missed a 3, turned the ball over, then missed another 3.

Learn to execute.

Yeah three bad plays, the last three was necessary though with the amount of time left.
 
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Oh it was Kobe.

*edited*

This place feels more and more like the old forum everyday. Congrats! Should I be paying $4/hour for the babysitting?

P.S. It was meant in good humor, not to bash DaRizzle.
 
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I don't really see what the big deal is. He didn't say anything wrong. I'm sure he is annoyed with us and wants to play us in the playoffs. and frankly if we do meet them in thep layoffs, it would be us in trouble and not him.
 
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Meeting us in the playoffs would give him 3 more chances to win in Portland...something he said he'd do this year...
 
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Damn, this was already on youtube?
 
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Whatever, Kobe got 2 free points when he wasn't even touched. He just faded away, fell down and got to the foul line. I didn't see any Blazers get to the foul line without being touched.

Also, I don't know why Kobe would blame this loss on free throws, when Portland let them stay in the game due to piss poor free throw shooting. Kobe, you've got it backwards. But backwards, I heard that's the way he likes it.
 
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If that's from tonight's game, you can tell this loss REALLY pisses him off. Hehe..I luv it I luv it I luv it!
 
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Whatever, Kobe got 2 free points when he wasn't even touched. He just faded away, fell down and got to the foul line. I didn't see any Blazers get to the foul line without being touched.

Also, I don't know why Kobe would blame this loss on free throws, when Portland let them stay in the game due to piss poor free throw shooting. Kobe, you've got it backwards. But backwards, I heard that's the way he likes it.

I hear he like's getting dunked on.


Oooh wait..he likes facials. My bad.:drumroll:
 
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I don't really see what the big deal is. He didn't say anything wrong. I'm sure he is annoyed with us and wants to play us in the playoffs. and frankly if we do meet them in thep layoffs, it would be us in trouble and not him.

Really? The Blazers would have nothing to lose. They are the 2nd youngest team in the NBA and wouldn't even be expected to play in the 2nd round vs. the Lakers. Kobe and L.A. have loftier goals, they think they are playing for an NBA championship. They really don't want to get into an old-school Blazer/Laker knockdown dragout series, where players get ejected, suspensions get levied, and egos get bruised. Believe me, that 2nd round series would go 7 games, regardless of who wins, and even if the Lakers manage to beat the Blazers, what they will have given Portland is far more valuable in the long term: experience, and a chip on their shoulder. I really see the Blazers as having a no-lose situation at that point.
 
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I'm no Kobe fan, but this clip makes me respect him even more as a competitor -- he's blustering a bit, but you can tell he really does believe what he's saying; he wants us badly.
 
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More words to motivate us, thank Kobe.
 
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Whatever, Kobe got 2 free points when he wasn't even touched. He just faded away, fell down and got to the foul line. I didn't see any Blazers get to the foul line without being touched.

Also, I don't know why Kobe would blame this loss on free throws, when Portland let them stay in the game due to piss poor free throw shooting. Kobe, you've got it backwards. But backwards, I heard that's the way he likes it.

I'm sure a lot of Blazer fans would be upset if the entire third quarter had happened in reverse, I understand why it bothers him, though I don't make excuses for tonight we weren't better exactly. That's why I don't think it is a big deal, this is a norm in the NBA with complaining about FTs. And he should try to sweet talk his way into more free throws in the future, it's only logical.
 
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What do people expect him to say? Nothing wrong with what he said..
 
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Man, the Lakers looked awful. We played terrible, and still got it done. It would go 7 if we played them in the 2nd or 3rd round
 
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Whatever, Kobe got 2 free points when he wasn't even touched. He just faded away, fell down and got to the foul line. I didn't see any Blazers get to the foul line without being touched.

Also, I don't know why Kobe would blame this loss on free throws, when Portland let them stay in the game due to piss poor free throw shooting. Kobe, you've got it backwards. But backwards, I heard that's the way he likes it.

There were 3 plays like that. Not even touched and TWEET, he should be the last to bitch about officiating
 
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I'm sure a lot of Blazer fans would be upset if the entire third quarter had happened in reverse, I understand why it bothers him, though I don't make excuses for tonight we weren't better exactly. That's why I don't think it is a big deal, this is a norm in the NBA with complaining about FTs. And he should try to sweet talk his way into more free throws in the future, it's only logical.

Why wouldn't we be upset if the 3rd was reversed? We won that quarter by 8 points. :dunno:

Portland really was not at the best tonight. They normally don't give up so many offensive rebounds, they missed 10 free throws, and only shot 43% from the field, 36% from 3pt. We also missed about 5 dunks/layups. Tighten that up a bit and the 8 point win becomes another a 20 point blow out.
 
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"It was the FTs".

Yeah, the Blazers shot a bunch of them when the Lakers were fouling in the last 3 minutes of the game for no reason.

Highlight of the year? Watching Oden dunk on Bynum. Get used to it, Laker fan.
 
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Oh, and you didn't lose because you didn't get free throws. It's 'cause Roy owned your ass on one end, while you were chucking airballs on the other.

Have some balls. Accept that you lost because you played like a bitch.

Roy made baskets. Bryant laid bricks. Welcome to reality.
 
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Why wouldn't we be upset if the 3rd was reversed? We won that quarter by 8 points. :dunno:

If you're wondering why he would complain about FTs, that is the only quarter where typically a fan of a losing team would get pissed off about. I don't really like to make excuses though, but you can see that based on this there really is nothing awkward concerning what he said. He was mad about the third in particular, it is a natural biased/true (depending how you lean, again I don't like to make excuses :) myself) statement. :dunno:
 
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Oh it was Kobe.

*edited*

This place feels more and more like the old forum everyday. Congrats! Should I be paying $4/hour for the babysitting?

P.S. It was meant in good humor, not to bash DaRizzle.

Wow. Who edited your comment? Meanwhile, DaRizzle can call all of us posting here "BITCHES" and it stands.

Ridiculous.
 
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I don't know who that is in the video you posted, but I am pretty sure that is the guy I caught raping my cat.
 
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