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How to cook bacon with a machine gun!

Go from fast food to blast food in 200 shots!

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Obviously, this is how KFC should prepare the bacon for the Double Down, KFC's bacon and cheese on fried chicken "bread" sandwich—by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and firing about 200 times, for that extra dose of smoky manly flavor. I can already feel my arteries clogging in anticipation.
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http://consumerist.com/2010/04/cook-bacon-in-a-machine-gun-1.html
 
I would have to be 3 times over the lethal (not legal, lethal) limit DRUNK, plus have been smoking weed for 36 straight hours to want to eat whatever the fuck that is.
 
ME = SEARED DUCK BREAST (MEDIUM), FOIE GRAS, TRUFFLES, LOBSTER SALAD AND SOME FINE WINE FOR DINNER

YOU = BACON AND CHEESE SANDWHICH WITH TWO FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS AS THE BUN

:ohno:
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
ME = SEARED DUCK BREAST (MEDIUM), FOIE GRAS, TRUFFLES, LOBSTER SALAD AND SOME FINE WINE FOR DINNER

YOU = BACON AND CHEESE SANDWHICH WITH TWO FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS AS THE BUN

:ohno:
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such a sophisticate.

barfo
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
ME = SEARED DUCK BREAST (MEDIUM), FOIE GRAS, TRUFFLES, LOBSTER SALAD AND SOME FINE WINE FOR DINNER

YOU = BACON AND CHEESE SANDWHICH WITH TWO FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS AS THE BUN

:ohno:
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Was the foie gras and lobster salad between two seared duck breasts as the bun?

Because that would be very classy.
 
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