The HCP is heading to Rio........ (1 Viewer)

[THE HCP]

Tudo bem? Eu vou estar batendo mulheres sexagem na praia ...... Oh ya, você lerdos porbably não falam português ........

My bad....... So The HCP leaves for Brazil on Friday. Up until about two weeks ago, I have gone out of my way to not read all the tweets and articles about all the chaos going on down there. But on my flight back into town today, All I did was read or watch everything I could.
To be honest, my wife is very concerned about my safety, but I just kinda have to put my head down and go to work. Gotta' stack those chips and pay some bills. I'll be checking in with you guys down there if you want to hear what really going on.

I'll be the S2 Olympic Insider!


Well what do you know......

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Good luck! We'll take good care of Mrs HCP while you're gone.

 

[THE HCP]

Wait....what?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Be careful FAM, watch out for the zika.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[THE HCP]

Be careful FAM, watch out for the zika.

Bro, I sprinkle Zika on my tacos..... that shit ain't gettin' me! #23Wins

 

[theprunetang]

Bro, I sprinkle Zika on my tacos..... that shit ain't gettin' me! #23Wins

I get about 20 mosquito bites a day here in Florida. I know it's working its way north. We could all play an over/ under game on who gets Zika first.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Lucky for you, transexual hookers is a universal language of love

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Also eat sand on the beach. Brazillians definantely do not take dumps on the sand.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Awesome, HCP will be patient zero of the coming zombie apocalypse.

 

[andalusian]

Love Rio. Great place to visit. Hope you have a great time there...

(Can we get Zika via the Internet?)

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Olympic Nuke Fears!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15299...g-guard-rio-olympics-from-isis-terror-attack/

 

[Denny Crane]

They'll let you out, but they won't let you back in.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Tudo bem? Eu vou estar batendo mulheres sexagem na praia ...... Oh ya, você lerdos porbably não falam português ........

My bad....... So The HCP leaves for Brazil on Friday. Up until about two weeks ago, I have gone out of my way to not read all the tweets and articles about all the chaos going on down there. But on my flight back into town today, All I did was read or watch everything I could.
To be honest, my wife is very concerned about my safety, but I just kinda have to put my head down and go to work. Gotta' stack those chips and pay some bills. I'll be checking in with you guys down there if you want to hear what really going on.

I'll be the S2 Olympic Insider!


Well what do you know......
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Seriously my friend, take some time and come up with a Plan B to get the hell out of there if something really crazy happens. Have enough cash hidden on you that can get you to Argentina. Then you can book a flight and fly home from there. Have the numbers to the US Consulates in Brazil and Argentina saved in your phone.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Zika is a cover. They'll just blame all the brainless kids born 9 months from now on that. We'll know better.

 

[riverman]

Pack a HASMAT suit just in case...you'll look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Pack a HASMAT suit just in case...you'll look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!

It's South America, he'll look like the Bimbo Bear.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Pack a HASMAT suit just in case...you'll look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!

Rude. More like Grupo Bimbo Chico Torta

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hey^^^^ I was googling doughboy in spanish, already knew about Bimbo. Hahahahaha

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey^^^^ I was googling doughboy in spanish, already knew about Bimbo. Hahahahaha

lol.

 

[MarAzul]

Seriously my friend, take some time and come up with a Plan B to get the hell out of there if something really crazy happens. Have enough cash hidden on you that can get you to Argentina. Then you can book a flight and fly home from there. Have the numbers to the US Consulates in Brazil and Argentina saved in your phone.

Bro, I sprinkle Zika on my tacos..... that shit ain't gettin' me! #23Wins

Uruguay, is a damn good exit route too, by what ever means.

 

[THE HCP]

Doctors and NBC told us there was nothing really you can do to prep for your trip down there health wise. Telling us only to drink water from bottles we get at the TV compound or our hotel......not to drink the water from the shower. Looks like I'll be brushing my teeth with bottled water.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Tudo bem? Eu vou estar batendo mulheres sexagem na praia ...... Oh ya, você lerdos porbably não falam português ........

My bad....... So The HCP leaves for Brazil on Friday. Up until about two weeks ago, I have gone out of my way to not read all the tweets and articles about all the chaos going on down there. But on my flight back into town today, All I did was read or watch everything I could.
To be honest, my wife is very concerned about my safety, but I just kinda have to put my head down and go to work. Gotta' stack those chips and pay some bills. I'll be checking in with you guys down there if you want to hear what really going on.

I'll be the S2 Olympic Insider!


Well what do you know......
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Also don't bring $1000 worth of sneakers with you like you do on Blazer road trips. That shit will get stolen out of your luggage at the airport, out of your room by the maids, off your feet by robbers. Leave the expensive sneakers at home.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Doctors and NBC told us there was nothing really you can do to prep for your trip down there health wise. Telling us only to drink water from bottles we get at the TV compound or our hotel......not to drink the water from the shower. Looks like I'll be brushing my teeth with bottled water.

Did NBC tell you that if you have to double take its probably a guy too? Oh wait, you've been to Miami right? You may already know the drill.

 

[THE HCP]

Also don't bring $1000 worth of sneakers with you like you do on Blazer road trips. That shit will get stolen out of your luggage at the airport, out of your room by the maids, off your feet by robbers. Leave the expensive sneakers at home.

Funny you mention this. Wife just told me the same thing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Funny you mention this. Wife just told me the same thing.

Who do you think told her...

 

[riverman]

Doctors and NBC told us there was nothing really you can do to prep for your trip down there health wise. Telling us only to drink water from bottles we get at the TV compound or our hotel......not to drink the water from the shower. Looks like I'll be brushing my teeth with bottled water.

Take quinine tablets with you...or drink tonic water loaded with the stuff while you're there..in my travels that's the go to move for keeping the blood parasite free and the sickness at bay...I was told by doctors overseas that if you're wanting to boost the immune system when there are danger flags...avoid alcohol and red meat while there....Sly's right about the expensive shoes...also sunglasses and watches, phones, etc..and whatever you do...avoid that robot dance move at all costs

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Funny you mention this. Wife just told me the same thing.

Dude, we wear the same shoe size, if something happens to you in Rio I get all of your shoes. That's why we don't want you taking any of your nice ones with you.

 

[riverman]

Dude, we wear the same shoe size, if something happens to you in Rio I get all of your shoes. That why we don't want you taking any of your nice ones with you.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Doctors and NBC told us there was nothing really you can do to prep for your trip down there health wise. Telling us only to drink water from bottles we get at the TV compound or our hotel......not to drink the water from the shower. Looks like I'll be brushing my teeth with bottled water.

It is expensive but if it takes bottled water to make you start brushing your teeth it's worth it.