The HCP is heading to Rio........ (1 Viewer)

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Who do you think told her...

I wonder if she told him he wouldn't $%=! right for a week.

 

[BlayZa]

our athletes have reported shit being stolen, kidnappings etc

... gl i guess!

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'm happy for you that enough people turned down the opportunity so you could go.

Kidding. Have a great time, and stay safe

 

[blue32]

Bigger balls than me! I'd have said 'fuck no'. That place sounds terrible.

 

[e_blazer]

If you go to the beach, don't put your head underwater, or touch the sand for that matter:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/08/01/expert-to-rio-athletes-dont-put-your-head-under-water.html

 

[THE HCP]

All packed and ready to roll. Have to make a stop at Target for some allergy medicine and maybe some rubbers (they said they help keep the mosquitos away). Fly out tomorrow at noon if anybody wants to see me off at PDX!

 

[theprunetang]

All packed and ready to roll. Have to make a stop at Target for some allergy medicine and maybe some rubbers (they said they help keep the mosquitos away). Fly out tomorrow at noon if anybody wants to see me off at PDX!

Comedy gold.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

$25 bucks if you post a picture of you in a speedo (I'll allow a sombrero too) on Copacabana Beach

 

[SlyPokerDog]

$25 bucks if you post a picture of you in a speedo (I'll allow a sombrero too) on Copacabana Beach

@KingAlbertoJrSpeed approves this message!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

an extra $10 if you're absolutely covered in oil (or lube, whatever is convenient to you)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

All packed and ready to roll. Have to make a stop at Target for some allergy medicine and maybe some rubbers (they said they help keep the mosquitos away). Fly out tomorrow at noon if anybody wants to see me off at PDX!

better get Magnums, word on the street is the tranny hookers are really hung!

 

[riverman]

$25 bucks if you post a picture of you in a speedo (I'll allow a sombrero too) on Copacabana Beach

Again....you've lived in LA way too long dude!

 

[riverman]

We're here to help with your bags sir!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Russian official shoots attempted robber dead in Rio
Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/...side-rio-athletes-village#pDlULK2o6gCuPyqx.99

 

[blue32]

Do not fuck with Russians. They give no fucks. I've seen the dash-cams!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Do not fuck with Russians. They give no fucks. I've seen the dash-cams!

All those years of having nothing means they give up little of anything. They're fuck hoarders. They won't give one up if they have plenty.

 

[THE HCP]

I'm at the Houston airport waiting for my flight. Anybody watching the Opening Ceremonies?

 

[riverman]

I'm at the Houston airport waiting for my flight. Anybody watching the Opening Ceremonies?

There was some footage of bellhops opening bags in hotel rooms...that ceremony?

 

[THE HCP]

What up crackas!!?? Still alive and kicking it! Been so busy working, haven't had much chance to get out down here in Rio yet. First time I haven't taken Uber and took a taxi tonight and ended up in some sketchy ass mountain village. Thought this dude was selling me as a human piñata for El Chapo's mid summer fiesta! Made it back to the hotel safe, but had me a bit nervous!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

How's it feel to be back home? Viva la Raza

 

[THE HCP]

Got some crazy wild life here on the golf course!

 

[riverman]

Got some crazy wild life here on the golf course!

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That's the complementary breakfast dude!

 

[riverman]

Got some crazy wild life here on the golf course!

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You've finally found your spirit animal!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What up crackas!!?? Still alive and kicking it! Been so busy working, haven't had much chance to get out down here in Rio yet. First time I haven't taken Uber and took a taxi tonight and ended up in some sketchy ass mountain village. Thought this dude was selling me as a human piñata for El Chapo's mid summer fiesta! Made it back to the hotel safe, but had me a bit nervous!

Did you get our Brooklyn Blazer jerseys?

 

[Chris Craig]

HCP dont forget to wear condoms down there

 

[SlyPokerDog]

HCP font forget to wear condoms down there

HCP's font is pure Mexican rattle can.

 

[PDXFonz]

Got some crazy wild life here on the golf course!

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In case you didn't know, that's a Capybara. Some people keep them as pets.

 

[riverman]

In case you didn't know, that's a Capybara. Some people keep them as pets.

others roast them with hot peppers

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That rodent was on the Bourdain show where he went to the rainforest.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What up crackas!!?? Still alive and kicking it! Been so busy working, haven't had much chance to get out down here in Rio yet. First time I haven't taken Uber and took a taxi tonight and ended up in some sketchy ass mountain village. Thought this dude was selling me as a human piñata for El Chapo's mid summer fiesta! Made it back to the hotel safe, but had me a bit nervous! View attachment 9827

In Brasil, you are the cracka