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Alright S2 fam….NERDS UNITE…@THE HCP needs your help.

Today he starts his prep for his first adult doctors appointment. Time for Big John to get a colonoscopy !

So it’s safe to say how scared/nervous he is. So was thinking a music playlist would help calm the nerves. Would gladly except all and every song recommendations from you guys that in a round about way have to do with ahhhhhhhh, a colonoscopy.

He’s already got a few for example…..
- Down In A Hole- Alice In Chains
- Brown Eyed Girl- Van Morrison
- Ring Of Fire- Johnny Cash
- Da Butt - E.U.
- Cheek To Cheek - Ella Fitzgerald

I think you get the point. Don’t let him down ya’ll!
 
Well, you should look into the discography of Muddy Waters first
 
Whatever you do - before they put you down, ask the doctor to remind you to smile - because you want to look good in the pictures.
 
Hurts So Good - John Mellencamp
The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles
Nutbush City Limits - Bob Seger
Helpless - CSNY
30 Days In The Hole - Humble Pie
Crossing Muddy Waters - John Hyatt
The Open Road - John Hyatt
Cherry, Cherry - Neil Diamond
Just The Smile - Rory Gallagher
Tush - ZZ Top

I could make a day outta this.......
 
Eddie Murphy - Boogie in the Butt
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
Bowser and Blue - Working Where the Sun Don't Shine
 
"Let me put my love into you" AC/DC
"Love hurts", Nazareth
"Ram it down" Judas Priest
oh, and anything by Vanilla Fudge
 
Haven’t eaten since about 8pm last night. Just fluids today. Haven’t even had the nasty drink everybody has warned me about. Thats going down tonight around 6pm.
 
Haven’t eaten since about 8pm last night. Just fluids today. Haven’t even had the nasty drink everybody has warned me about. Thats going down tonight around 6pm.
your fun is just beginning bro! Think Mt. St. Helens back in the day
 
Gotta get a little Dylan on this list:

Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
The Man in Me
End of the Line
My Back Pages
 
Alright S2 fam….NERDS UNITE…@THE HCP needs your help.

Today he starts his prep for his first adult doctors appointment. Time for Big John to get a colonoscopy !

So it’s safe to say how scared/nervous he is. So was thinking a music playlist would help calm the nerves. Would gladly except all and every song recommendations from you guys that in a round about way have to do with ahhhhhhhh, a colonoscopy.

He’s already got a few for example…..
- Down In A Hole- Alice In Chains
- Brown Eyed Girl- Van Morrison
- Ring Of Fire- Johnny Cash
- Da Butt - E.U.
- Cheek To Cheek - Ella Fitzgerald

I think you get the point. Don’t let him down ya’ll!

It's not that bad. The flushing out the body part sucks. The actual procedure though, you just go to sleep before and wake up after. You don't remember anything. You don't feel anything. During or after. Well groggy.
 
Purple People Eater
 
Afternoon Delight
Classical Gas
The End
Help!
I Feel the Earth Move
Landslide
Lookin' Out My Back Door
Mellow Yellow
Windy

And Beethoven's Symphony #2. Beethoven suffered from severe digestive and intestinal problems all his life. I heard a lecture on him where lecturer said he was a one man band. Beethoven put all his bodily function noises into his Second Symphony.
 

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