You know, we’re all joking, but Sly has a point. Everybody on here but The 5 know that when I’m cracking on people on here it is straight jokes. But what I’ve read from the few on here over the past year is straight hate! It is mind boggling and baffling to me how these few can type what they do. Or that they actually feel this way about other humans and have the ability to pass this down to a younger generation.
On a serious tip, @SlyPokerDog you are doing a thankless job, but I thank you FAMS!
I have no best behavior so speak for yourself.
When I was five my grandmother turned me in for stealing her cookies. Cops didn't want to have anything to do with this bad boy.
When I was nine the Mother Superior turned me in for trying to seduce her.
When I was seven my mother tried to give me away but there were no takers.
When I was 14 my shrink said I was incurable.
My parole officer pays me off in cigarettes just to leave him alone.
My priest said to stay away because I was a bad influence on the other priests.
Here's what my life of crime has led me to at the ripe old age of 39: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/old-dirty-homeless-man-ugly-laughing-56824837.jpg