OT The Legend of Cocaine Island

[SlyPokerDog]

It's a documentary on Netflix.

You guys have to watch it, we have much to discuss.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Did Couture open back up in Downtown?

 

[Lanny]

Did Couture open back up in Downtown?

What is 'Couture'?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What is 'Couture'?

Some douche nozzle club that was opened in Portland in the 2010s. Ultralounge, seemed like a cocaine island.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/couture-ultra-lounge-portland

 

[theprunetang]

Some douche nozzle club that was opened in Portland in the 2010s. Ultralounge, seemed like a cocaine island.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/couture-ultra-lounge-portland

As long as Ron Tom's is still around, I'm sure the cocaine will be flowing.

 

[Chris Craig]

What an Idiot. Never trust a hippie

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

What an Idiot. Never trust a hippie

I only trust hippies.

 

[HailBlazers]

Some douche nozzle club that was opened in Portland in the 2010s. Ultralounge, seemed like a cocaine island.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/couture-ultra-lounge-portland

Haha the founder (some asian douche like you) now owns Oregon's Finest pot shops.

 

[Lanny]

Some douche nozzle club that was opened in Portland in the 2010s. Ultralounge, seemed like a cocaine island.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/couture-ultra-lounge-portland

Geez, I'm old. What's a nozzle club?

 

[Lanny]

I only trust hippies.

After I got out of the Army I grew hair down to my shoulders and a full, unkempt beard. People were sometimes frightened by my appearance.

 

[barfo]

Geez, I'm old. What's a nozzle club?

You've never been? They have firehoses mounted around the dancefloor and they spray the crowd at random intervals. Sometimes cold, sometimes warm, sometimes it's whipped cream.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

You've never been? They have firehoses mounted around the dancefloor and they spray the crowd at random intervals. Sometimes cold, sometimes warm, sometimes it's whipped cream.

barfo

Whipped cream? Yippee. Do I get to lick it off the breasts of the good looking women there?
Oh no, you're not going to suggest a male appendage as a substitute. I don't care how many times you show me that trick, I'm not falling for it. Try Sly, he'll eat anything.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What an Idiot. Never trust a hippie

Did you watch it?

 

[Chris Craig]

Did you watch it?

No. Not yet

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No. Not yet

It's not the hippy....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You've never been? They have firehoses mounted around the dancefloor and they spray the crowd at random intervals. Sometimes cold, sometimes warm, sometimes it's whipped cream.

barfo

Up Front FX literally had this

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Up Front FX literally had this

I bet you were one of the one's who would wear a red polo shirt and then laugh about how the bouncers let you in wearing gang colors.

 

[Lanny]

I bet you were one of the one's who would wear a red polo shirt and then laugh about how the bouncers let you in wearing gang colors.

He's making fun of you, EL PRESIDENTE. You want I should whack him?

 

[The Professional Fan]

Up Front FX literally had this

I got a handy at upfront once

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got a handy at upfront once

I bet @EL PRESIDENTE has very soft hands.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I bet you were one of the one's who would wear a red polo shirt and then laugh about how the bouncers let you in wearing gang colors.

Rockin Up Front FX in my Silvertabs and Structure shirts

 

[Haakzilla]

18.308281° North, -65.282656° West

 

[SlyPokerDog]

18.308281° North, -65.282656° West

Did you watch it?

 

[Haakzilla]

Did you watch it?

Yes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yes.

Entrapment?

Judge's sentence?

Is it still there?

 

[Haakzilla]

Entrapment?

Judge's sentence?

Is it still there?

Absolutely.

Judge was awesome.

Yes, I believe so...assuming it was there in the first place

 

[riverman]

just watched it...entrapment..homeland security stole the stash and used it to bait corrupt cops, dealers and informants...sold a little on the side...it's long gone...the judge probably bought a boat after the trial....the construction guy was absolutely innocent until he opened the trunk and moved the coke..which was a total setup...the sleezy dealer guy with the small wrists would have made off with the stash as soon as he had his hands on it. Who takes a junkie to a cocaine drop through customs? A fucking idiot does. I blame his keeping up with the neighbors greedy wife...she should have been grateful to have two trailers to live in...some only have one..others nothing

 

[barfo]

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Absolutely.

Judge was awesome.

Yes, I believe so...assuming it was there in the first place

I agree, total entrapment.

Judge was awesome. I thought that sentence was perfect.

I'm guessing the local cops got the coke when Homeland Security contacted them about the sting.