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mook said:
I met a British girl in Amsterdam. I'd only been around her for a few weeks in the summer, and then I had to come home. But we'd corresponded/phoned from Sept through Dec. When she got off the plane after arriving in Boise right before the Millennium, I held her and it was easily the best moment in my life. We married 3 months later. Just had our 21st anniversary.

I'll always remember the births of our two sons. But I don't know that I'll ever be happier than I was at that moment I held her at the airport.
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Yah Yah Yah. I've met girls in Amsterdam too.
 
Tyrant of Ants said:
Yeah, Chris asked me to come along. I only came along thinking we'd rob you of your Blazers season tickets. I'm in no way as perverted as Chris. I'm Asian, I have great respect for the elderly!
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He's lying Lanny. He wanted to see if your member was as big as you have been professing. Being Asian he's never seen a big one, and I wasn't about to show him mine.
 
Tyrant of Ants said:
Dude, being Asian doesn't mean I'm interested in seeing any dude's member, big or small. You know the Hung Far Low restaurant on 82nd? Yeah, owner saw me and went with that name.
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I always wondered where they got the inspiration for the name
 
Chris Craig said:
You got me. But, we're there to see your wife not you
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Can't blame you for that unless for some mysterious reason you're attracted to an elderly overweight man who farts, scratches his ass all the time, sits on the front porch chain smoking, wearing a beer stained undershirt, old raggedy boxer shorts, drinking beer while sitting in a rocking chair cussing at the cherub faced school children walking by and giving them the finger and is desperately in need of a shave and a comb for his wily hair. Like the nose hairs and the bald head? My God, you're sick.
 
Tyrant of Ants said:
Dude, being Asian doesn't mean I'm interested in seeing any dude's member, big or small. You know the Hung Far Low restaurant on 82nd? Yeah, owner saw me and went with that name.
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I use to frequent that place after hours in the late 70s when it was in NW Portland. One time me and a buddy went in there and a little remote controlled car went from booth to booth carrying a lit joint. We'd each take a hit and put it back in the car for the next booth to enjoy. They had good food, too.
 
Lanny said:
Can't blame you for that unless for some mysterious reason you're attracted to an elderly overweight man who farts, scratches his ass all the time, sits on the front porch chain smoking, wearing a beer stained undershirt, old raggedy boxer shorts, drinking beer while sitting in a rocking chair cussing at the cherub faced school children walking by and giving them the finger and is desperately in need of a shave and a comb for his wily hair. Like the nose hairs and the bald head? My God, you're sick.
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No lazyboy?
 
Lanny said:
Can't blame you for that unless for some mysterious reason you're attracted to an elderly overweight man who farts, scratches his ass all the time, sits on the front porch chain smoking, wearing a beer stained undershirt, old raggedy boxer shorts, drinking beer while sitting in a rocking chair cussing at the cherub faced school children walking by and giving them the finger and is desperately in need of a shave and a comb for his wily hair. Like the nose hairs and the bald head? My God, you're sick.
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I'm depraved Lanny what can I say
 
Chris Craig said:
I'm depraved Lanny what can I say
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Get professional help. I think I can help you and I can give you my best professional discount for being a member of S2. I too was once addicted to this sick behavior but I found a way of curing myself which I have now patented and so for a relatively small fee I can offer you my money back guarantee on a cure. Sure the nose hairs are oh so attractive but ugh.
 
By far, the most amazing thing I have seen/experienced is the result of the merging of Mad Magazine and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The result is bizzare psychcotic behavior such as, but not limited to:

Bipolar disorder
Confussion
Inappropriate emotions
Misinterpretation of reality
Species surfing
Lack of common sense

Mad Magazine + Rocky Horror Picture Show = S2
 
oldfisherman said:
By far, the most amazing thing I have seen/experienced is the result of the merging of Mad Magazine and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The result is bizzare psychcotic behavior such as, but not limited to:

Bipolar disorder
Confussion
Inappropriate emotions
Misinterpretation of reality
Species surfing
Lack of common sense

Mad Magazine + Rocky Horror Picture Show = S2
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Everyone knows you're talking about me.
 
Lanny said:
Get professional help. I think I can help you and I can give you my best professional discount for being a member of S2. I too was once addicted to this sick behavior but I found a way of curing myself which I have now patented and so for a relatively small fee I can offer you my money back guarantee on a cure. Sure the nose hairs are oh so attractive but ugh.
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