The "Not ok!" thread

[julius]

With the barfo/bgrantfan wars of 2010 hopefully coming to a close, it came to my attention that maybe we need a thread stating what is off limits as far as joke to and about ourselves.

So, go ahead and list the things that are off limits to you so when we joke with each other we can't feign ignorance.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

My gigantic cawk. Pls cease inappropriate comments

x

 

[barfo]

I'll thank you all to not laugh at my jokes. I can't help them, I was born with them.

And if you have a spare dollar, please give to the Foundation for Joke Eradication. Eliminating humor in our lifetimes is possible, with your generous help.

barfo

 

[MARIS61]

I once tried to start a thread on this board (or it may have been the BBF board since this board has morphed into the exact same board that one became) soliciting posters to hit me with their wittiest insults, but it was closed by the word-gestapo immediately despite the fact I ASKED to be insulted.

Censorship = Cowardice

BRING IT ON!

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm not super sensitive about much, so nothing is really off limits.

 

[The Professional Fan]

White people are off limits.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am not a witch.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nerds are off limits.

 

[Minstrel]

Mean jokes are off-limits.

Jokes I don't find funny are off-limits.

Jokes that may offend someone are off-limits.

Thank you for abiding by that. You cannot feign ignorance now.

 

[Minstrel]

Oh, sarcasm is off-limits.

 

[barfo]

Basketball is off limits; it offends me.

barfo

 

[Rodolfo]

No shit talking HOT PANTS. If you do, you and I are going to have lunch (on me of course), so we can discuss it.

 

[Natebishop3]

Oh, sarcasm is off-limits.

Half the people here will be leaving.

 

[agoo]

My gigantic cawk. Pls cease inappropriate comments

x

So...not ok?

 

[Minstrel]

Half the people here will be leaving.

Such as me. I won't stand for a forum that won't allow sarcasm.

 

[barfo]

Such as me. I won't stand for a forum that won't allow sarcasm.

Same here, except it is the national anthem I won't stand for.

barfo

 

[julius]

Same here, except it is the national anthem I won't stand for.

barfo

what do you have against people in wheelchairs?

 

[barfo]

what do you have against people in wheelchairs?

usually, my gigantic cawk

El Presidente

 

[ABM]

I'll thank you all to not laugh at my jokes. I can't help them, I was born with them.

It's no wonder, then, you were ostracized and bullied as a youth. It certainly lends towards explaining some of your behavior of the present.

 

[Natebishop3]

It's no wonder, then, you were ostracized and bullied as a youth. It certainly lends towards explaining some of your behavior of the present.

barfo didn't have a youth... he was created in a government bunker, away from society, and bred to create havoc on the internet.

 

[barfo]

barfo didn't have a youth... he was created in a government bunker, away from society, and bred to create havoc on the internet.

That is actually closer to the truth than ABM's theory.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

usually, my gigantic cawk

You hold your gigantic cawk against people in wheelchairs? Sounds like criminal sexual assault.

Stay away from my family, barfo.

 

[ABM]

You hold your gigantic cawk against people in wheelchairs? Sounds like criminal sexual assault.

Stay away from my family, barfo.

This thread has now been reduced to veritable cawk fights?

 

[barfo]

You hold your gigantic cawk against people in wheelchairs? Sounds like criminal sexual assault.

Stay away from my family, barfo.

I'm sorry to hear your family members are all confined to wheelchairs. Like Brandon Roy, who died recently. Of something or other.

barfo

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm sorry to hear your family members are all confined to wheelchairs. Like Brandon Roy, who died recently. Of something or other.

barfo

Now you're making fun of people in wheel chairs? Why must you be so insensitive?

 

[barfo]

Now you're making fun of people in wheel chairs? Why must you be so insensitive?

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love

barfo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

So...not ok?

Now we all know you Googled "massive cock".

 

[agoo]

Now we all know you Googled "massive cock".

Actually, giant rooster gets the appropriate results.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Actually, giant rooster gets the appropriate results.

Depends on what you deem appropriate.

 

[BGrantFan]

A mod circle jerk. How awkward ... do you guys do a cyber high-five once you finish?