The official All-Star weekend thread!

[PapaG]

I'm still not over "money ball rack" or "the dunk contest is back" from yesterday.

If they have the same format for both next year, I'm done and won't watch it. I'm a die-hard NBA guy, too. I can't imagine how anyone enjoyed that pile of shit.

 

[santeesioux]

It's three days. You are paid 100,000 each down your in town. It's business. quit complaining.

Does this look like a man that would enjoy the torture of having to spend a weekend in Portland to you?

 

[santeesioux]

All of this Mt. Rushmore talk is horribly offensive to Indians, someone needs to write a letter.

 

[BBert]

Zzzzzzzzzzz............

Someone please let me know when LaMarcus or Dame get in the game?

Thnx.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bunk Moreland siting!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Great. Female ref.

hoop fam

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Violet Palmer reffing. Will Damian foul out?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Great. Female ref.

hoop fam

Shut up; violet would be just as shitty if she was a dude.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Violet Palmer reffing. Will Damian foul out?

She brings the balls to the money rack.

 

[BBert]

Violet Palmer reffing. Will Damian foul out?

Eight minutes, five fouls. LOL

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Shut up; violet would be just as shitty if she was a dude.

She wouldn't be employed if she was a he.

hoop fam

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lebron just won the dunk contest.

 

[santeesioux]

Portland just doesn't have the quiet fans that don't care about basketball that Nawlins does, please understand.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lebron just won the dunk contest.

X2!

 

[PapaG]

Love has a badly bruised quad. Says there is "no way" he'd miss the AS game this year.

This is why some of us think he's selfish.

 

[jlprk]

Shut up; violet would be just as shitty if she was a dude.

S/he wouldn't be an NBA referee.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Portland just doesn't have the quiet fans that don't care about basketball that Nawlins does, please understand.

Half the crowd is corporate

hoop fam

 

[jlprk]

The ghost of Stern is pushing short-sleeves onto All-Stars.

 

[julius]

I'm already bored. The East apparently didn't get the memo that the defense isn't played in the first 3 quarters.

 

[jlprk]

I usually post little during games, so I can watch.

I'll be posting a lot tonight.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Where's this vaunted rebounding from Love?

 

[santeesioux]

I'm going to flip over to the East Coast feed of the Walking Dead, lemme know when a Blazer plays their allotted 2 minutes.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'm already bored. The East apparently didn't get the memo that the defense isn't played in the first 3 quarters.

I think this is the year Lebron trolls the ASG by telling his team to play a ton of hard D.

 

[BBert]

OMG this is horrid. At this point I don't care if Portland never gets an ASG. Why anyone would spend money to watch these guys saunter around the court at one-half speed is baffling. They should be required to donate their entire check to charity.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS LeBron just won the dunk contest.

 

[jlprk]

Okay that was good.

 

[Sedatedfork]

You would think that lob city would lob well.

 

[santeesioux]

This is more interesting tbh

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS LeBron just won the dunk contest.

Which is why all star weekend is a sham.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Refs giving the fans what they want: stars shooting free throws.