The official "Free Throw Guy is a douche" thread

[chris_in_pdx]

I swear, watching this guy is LULZ and pathetic at the same time. It's hilariously sad to watch him high-five his "posse" when an opposing player misses a free throw, like he had anything to do with it. I appreciate the spirit and passion, but my god, man, you look like a complete fool with your "negative 1" badly hand-made pseudo-jersey. Plus the reports on here that he shows up to Blazer events acting like he's some kind of star.

 

[RR7]

I hope when I finally get my 15 minutes of "fame", it's not for something like this, or Bruce, or the dancing lady at the games. That'd feel like a waste.

 

[Further]

I'm cool with it. This is Portland, let your freak flags fly. Support the Blazers and have a great time doing it. no need for everyone to celebrate everything the same way.

This does not mean I would ever do the stuff he does, or that I think it's beneficial, just that it makes him happy to support the team that way, it doesn't hurt anyone, so let the guy do his thing.

 

[Rhal]

Guy seems like that old jock from HS who was a star athlete but didn't do well in college dropped out and now really does nothing but still thinks he is the shit.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fuck y'all. FTG is awesome.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.facebook.com/therealfreethrowguy

 

[3RA1N1AC]

no harm at all, and weirdos shouldnt be afraid to be weird, do your thing

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Hater

 

[barfo]

Free Throw Guy has posted here in the past:

http://sportstwo.com/threads/153812...-to-the-list?p=2256667&viewfull=1#post2256667

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

LULZ????

 

[THE HCP]

I hope when I finally get my 15 minutes of "fame", it's not for something like this, or Bruce, or the dancing lady at the games. That'd feel like a waste.

I heard from people that the Bruce guy gets pissed and sends emails if he doesn't get as much screen time as the Dancing Lady!

 

[barfo]

LULZ????

Last Unoccupied Loading Zone. It's all about the parking at the Rose Quarter.

barfo

 

[Eastoff]

LULZ????

It is based off the acronym, LOL. If one tries to pronounce LOL as a word it might sound like, lawl or lull. I believe it started from /b/ (a forum you don't want to visit)

 

[illmatic99]

Why do you care so much?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why do you care so much?

I think he wants to jump his gaybones.

:MARIS61:

 

[THE HCP]

Why do you care so much?

Because I'm tires of all the freaks and geeks on here typing in their secret nerd code and me NOT knowing what it means!!!!!!!

 

[illmatic99]

Because I'm tires of all the freaks and geeks on here typing in their secret nerd code and me NOT knowing what it means!!!!!!!

i was referring to the original post.

 

[THE HCP]

i was referring to the original post.

I know, I was just wanting to fuck with you FAMS!

 

[andalusian]

I know, I was just wanting to fuck with you FAMS!

Buy him dinner and flowers.

 

[Natebishop3]

I don't like the guy either. He's pretty annoying and I think it's ridiculous that he's anointed himself. From this point on I shall be known as "Smartest Man on Earth" and I will wear a t-shirt to prove that it is true. Actually, I don't think he'd bother me if the damn TV people (hint hint) would stop showing him. We know he's there, we can see him from a distance, I don't need a closeup. If you want to do closeups on fans, I wouldn't mind seeing some big-titted babes.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

he's part of the weirdness of Portland. I love seeing him on there in the 4th when opposing players on the line.

 

[mgb]

Sheesh, let the guy have fun.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Yes, he's douche.

 

[maxiep]

no harm at all, and weirdos shouldnt be afraid to be weird, do your thing

This. Repped.

 

[PapaG]

The guy clearly has some issues (anybody willing to play the fool in public is a little bit off, IMO), but I see no harm in what he does, and my kids think it's hilarious.

Long live Free Throw Guy!

 

[glazeduck]

I've met the kid and can verify that he is, in fact, a douche.

He's no Fletcher Johnson from 95.5, but still not a cool guy...

 

[ABM]

BP and I sat in front of him during a past game. He was kind of annoying......to say the least.

 

[alex42083]

I don't mind him ... as long as I don't have to sit right behind him all game.

 

[HailBlazers]

I've met the kid and can verify that he is, in fact, a douche.

He's no Fletcher Johnson from 95.5, but still not a cool guy...

Funny you say that. I stood behind him in line today at the LMA auto session. Call him what you will, he's a Huge blazer fan. Told me he's had those great season tickets for four years now. He also said he doesn't give a care what anyone thinks about him, and that he's just in it until the Blazers get a championship! I told him it could be a while, but he claimed were on the brink. Pretty funny all these people were coming up to him giving him love, one security guard was going crazy over him and there were girls asking for his autograph. Local hero I guess, him and HCP should hang out. but I think it would be audio/video nerds asking for hispanic causing panic's auto!

 

[TripTango]

Because I'm tires of all the freaks and geeks on here typing in their secret nerd code and me NOT knowing what it means!!!!!!!

Hey, that reminds me -- what does your name stand for, HCP?