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<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">More so on myself, but I think a bit got on her too, it came out of nowhere. I just feel so embarassed, and like such a stupid idiot. She sent me some text messages today telling me its ok, not to worry about it etc. but I still feel bad.</div>

^^You pulled a David Hasselhof
 
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Can this help with how to deal with stupid girls trying to keep me from hanging out with a guy? or do I have to go to a girly forum for that?
 
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Can this help with how to deal with stupid girls trying to keep me from hanging out with a guy? or do I have to go to a girly forum for that?</div>

You should ask yourself, why is your guy hanging out with those girls in the first place?
 
<div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You should ask yourself, why is your guy hanging out with those girls in the first place?</div>

he's not hanging out with them...they're trying to keep us from hanging out. One of the girls is his ex from like 2 years ago.
 
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">he's not hanging out with them...they're trying to keep us from hanging out. One of the girls is his ex from like 2 years ago.</div>

What are they doing to keep him from hanging out with you?
 
Been a while since I've been in here....I should really stop having sex with my ex....she wants to get back together now.....I think the only way to do this to discontinue any kind of contact with her....
 
OK so since i've got my DUI and lost my car, I have been reduced to hollering at girls within walking distance. I've hooked up with this one girl like 3 times now and it's been alright. But let me share how nuts this situation is.

A. She has a boyfriend.
B. I don't find her attractive really at all.
C. We do it in her garage with her parents asleep.
D. She's ultra ultra kinky.
E. I have to be wasted to want to do her.

OK, so the thing is it started out as me being like the hell with your boyfriend its just one time blah blah. But now she wants it all the time, and she is pretty much throwing her relationship away just to have sex with me. So, i'm hoping that she doesn't expect to go out with me because that is the last thing I want. I don't even like having sex with her really, I just do it cuz it's fun. If she was hot this would be so much better, but I digress.

I sound like a shallow asshole, but hey, she's cheating on her boyfriend for my dazzling looks so so is she.
 
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That is the greatest post I've read since I've been here. I can't stop laughing.

What does she look like? And Kinky? How kinky?
 
<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
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That is the greatest post I've read since I've been here. I can't stop laughing.

What does she look like? And Kinky? How kinky?</div>

She's like, it's hard to explain what she looks like. She's really weird... like a mix of every social group into one. She's not UGLY but she's definitely not hot. She's just above my doable line. JUST above. And she's the kinkiest girl ive ever talked to, she likes it REALLY rough and says some nutty stuff that I can't post on here and she just likes being treated like **** to be honest lol. I'm not really into the dominant/submissive thing but she really really is so i'm like whatever haha. I think she may be the sluttiest girl i've ever met.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Hard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">She's like, it's hard to explain what she looks like. She's really weird... like a mix of every social group into one. She's not UGLY but she's definitely not hot. She's just above my doable line. JUST above. And she's the kinkiest girl ive ever talked to, she likes it REALLY rough and says some nutty stuff that I can't post on here and she just likes being treated like **** to be honest lol. I'm not really into the dominant/submissive thing but she really really is so i'm like whatever haha. I think she may be the sluttiest girl i've ever met.</div>

Take it to the next level and invite another girl to join in.
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Shape's got a valid point there. Before you break it off with her, get another chick in the festivities.

I never understood why a girl would want to be treated like crap, but hey...whatever gets them going..
 
one of my homies is getting married this coming March.....I don't know if that's a problem or not.....
 
<div class="quote_poster">Shrek Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">OK so since i've got my DUI and lost my car, I have been reduced to hollering at girls within walking distance. I've hooked up with this one girl like 3 times now and it's been alright. But let me share how nuts this situation is.

A. She has a boyfriend.
B. I don't find her attractive really at all.
C. We do it in her garage with her parents asleep.
D. She's ultra ultra kinky.
E. I have to be wasted to want to do her.

OK, so the thing is it started out as me being like the hell with your boyfriend its just one time blah blah. But now she wants it all the time, and she is pretty much throwing her relationship away just to have sex with me. So, i'm hoping that she doesn't expect to go out with me because that is the last thing I want. I don't even like having sex with her really, I just do it cuz it's fun. If she was hot this would be so much better, but I digress.

I sound like a shallow asshole, but hey, she's cheating on her boyfriend for my dazzling looks so so is she.</div>

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Classic.
 
So the girl's boyfriend found out I was doinking her and didn't even break up with her. She claims he wants to kill me, but if he didn't even break up with his girlfriend for cheating numerous times... i'm thinking he's a wimp. His myspace confirms this fact as he is small and a major emo. He'll probably kill himself before he tries to fight me.
 
What a douchebag...

not you...
 
this isnt really a problem, just thought id share with you guys. ive been seeing this girl now for about 3 weeks, we went to the movies because she works there and gets free tickets, so when we get into the cinema, oh and its about 12 at night so its pretty empty, anyway we get in and sit down and she says to me "wanna do some speed?" and im like "holy crap really?" because i thought she was this cute little innocent girl, but i say ok and she puts a line on her wrist and i snort it up, anyway, we get into it and about half an hour later it starts to really kick in, thats when she says she's really horny and wants to, you know, i dont know if im allowed to say this on the forum. oh well, we do it right in the cinema off our heads on speed, and man you guys have to try it because since then ive tried, you know what on speed three other times with her and its mind blowing. i hope i can say this on the forum cos i dont wanna get in trouble for it. so yeah its been three weeks since then, that was actually our first date i guess, and this girl is a freak, we had some absinth, you know the green alchohol drink, it doesnt really make you hallucinate at all, just really pissed, and kinda funny. but yeah since ive been with her ive tr5ied all this new ****, though ive done speed before, but my question is have you guys ever been with girls like this? im just worried that if something goes wrong it could turn really ugly and violent seeing as her and i have alot of drugs and alchohol.any advice?
 
I've heard that once you have sex on speed, you won't like it when you're sober...I don't know if that's true or not.
 
Its because the Absinthe we have here isnt true Absinthe, its an altered version of it which has none of the hallucinating effects real Absinthe has. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find some of the 'real' stuff around somewhere.

I just cant wait to try having sex on Ecstasy
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no we had it imported from czech rebublic, $85 plus we didnt have as much as we should have so maybe thats why, or because ive built up a immunity to **** like that, idk. i dont really like E that much, speed is better, especially with sex involved.

oh yeah me and this girl ive been with talked today and said that we didnt want things to get out of hand, so were not going to start a serious relationship, just a no-strings-attached kind of thing, very casual, and i think i like it better that way.
 
Ok heres my thing. Its not really dilemna or anything but anways. Theres these two girls that likem me and are both really cute. One of them is a good girl and the other isnt. Well im single and they both are to. And i want to go out with the good girl because i like her but than the other girl (bad girl) i just want to hook up and maybe ... but yeah dont know how to go about with that. Especially since they both go to the same school
 
<div class="quote_poster">VinsanityVC15 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Ok heres my thing. Its not really dilemna or anything but anways. Theres these two girls that likem me and are both really cute. One of them is a good girl and the other isnt. Well im single and they both are to. And i want to go out with the good girl because i like her but than the other girl (bad girl) i just want to hook up and maybe ... but yeah dont know how to go about with that. Especially since they both go to the same school</div>

Go with the freaks for now, "good" girls will come when you're older. I'm assuming you're in high school.
 
<div class="quote_poster">VinsanityVC15 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Ok heres my thing. Its not really dilemna or anything but anways. Theres these two girls that likem me and are both really cute. One of them is a good girl and the other isnt. Well im single and they both are to. And i want to go out with the good girl because i like her but than the other girl (bad girl) i just want to hook up and maybe ... but yeah dont know how to go about with that. Especially since they both go to the same school</div>

6 months ago I would have told you to go with the "bad girl" every day of the week but now with some more wisdom in my ripe old age I'd say go with the good girl. Especially if you actually like the good girl while you don't really care about the "bad girl", be patient and you'll still get her to give it up but you'll also be happier with your relationship.
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Ok, so I've been talking to three girls and they all like me. I've planned out my weekend so that I have:

FRIDAY - Caitlin (Good girl)
SATURDAY - Olivia (Bad girl with D's!
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SUNDAY - Tori (Good girl but does some stuff)

Now, I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I pretty much have to make a choice between them.
 
Olivia is the most exotic name, but too much breast turns me away.

Tori is a name I hate, I knew a butch named Tori that was so annoying.

Caitlin is plain, but it's cool. Which is cutest?
 
Olivia is cutest/hottest. They're huge man! She also has a great personality and sense of humor. I'm leaning towards her.

Caitlin is cute and she has a great personality and sense of humor.

Tori is pretty cool but I don't know about her personality.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Olivia is the most exotic name, but too much breast turns me away.</div>

All of your credibility is now lost.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">FRIDAY - Caitlin (Good girl)
SATURDAY - Olivia (Bad girl with D's! )
SUNDAY - Tori (Good girl but does some stuff)</div>

Take friday girl out to a nice dinner and something else nice girls like (library? IDK) maybe take her home to mom too so that she doesn't suspect anything. On Saturday night get a cheap hotel room, a 12 pack of ribbed, lubed condoms, and a handle of vodka.

I'd stick with the good girl who will give it up for the long term. Do what you want with her.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Olivia is cutest/hottest. They're huge man!</div>

Pics or GTFO


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So many shallow cats on here, hahaha, seriously, get to know the girl, the biggest attraction to me is P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y, of course there needs to be a physical attraction there aswell, but some times if that isnt really there originally, it kicks in once you realize how good that person makes you feel.

Of course if you're only looking for a bit of "fun", then it isnt really that important, but yeah... I think too many guys focus on trying to land that trophy woman, and let the good ones slide
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Anybody notice how the better looking a girl is, the neater she is downstairs? Maybe it's just me but i'm always thinking to myself "it's ok adam ***** is *****" to psyche myself up for an ugly chick. But when i get to business it's infact much much worse. I'm talking hairy, smelly, overall flappy and sick stuff. But when i'm with a cute girl it's usually non-fragrant, clean and smooth. There's exceptions of course but the majority follow this.
 

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