The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

[Mediocre Man]

mm just googled "insults" and copied and pasted them, weak ass shit bro

Not true. One of them was mine

 

[riverman]

One of the things I really like about this site is that it has an ignore button and I haven't felt the need to use it. Some posters have wickedly sarcastic senses of humor which I enjoy from time to time but there is no need to argue semantics or jump all over people's opinions. That trailblazer site is dead now. I for one am glad. I think for those who feel the need to contest every post written by another poster, the ignore function may be the better choice sparing the rest of the folks here the drama. Just sayin....

 

[tlongII]

Natebishop has an autographed photo of Mo Williams in his bedroom.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Natebishop has Mo Williams in his bedroom.

Better

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Natebishop is so sneaky he used his mod powers to start a thread with Kingspeeds's name.

 

[riverman]

Nate suffers multiple personality disorders so he is, in fact, every poster on this thread.

 

[julius]

Nate suffers multiple personality disorders so he is, in fact, every poster on this thread.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Bishop is so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.

 

[e_blazer]

Nate Bishop hates Mo Williams so much that he had Denny remove the MO from his title as Mod. Then he realized that the Blazers play no D so now he goes by Editor Commissioner.

 

[dviss1]

I have nothing to add to this but I will say this thread has given me some loud laughter. Rep going around now.

 

[dviss1]

Nate Bishop is a white guy into asian chicks.

Of course this is NSFW.

[video=youtube;IqngrRBIpkw]

 

[BlazerWookee]

Natebishop has a lock of Mo Williams' shoulder hair taped to his pillow

FIFY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

prodigal fart savoring experimental dog dicked semen taming fecal felcher

 

[BlazerWookee]

Nate once locked his keys in his car. It took him two hours with a coat hanger to get his family out.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

nate is such a degenerate alcoholic that when god was handing out noses, he thought he said roses, and asked for a big red one

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate lucked into a job at Del Taco. His manager realized how dumb Nate was and fired him. Nate asked why and the manger told him it would cost too much to make new signs that said Duh Taco.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate is so dumb he watched The French Connection and kept asking everyone where Olive Oil was.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate's breath is so bad it caused the first instance of a dog talking to a human in recorded history. His dog said "lick your balls and rear end it will freshen that right up"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nate lucked into a job at Del Taco. His manager realized how dumb Nate was and fired him. Nate asked why and the manger told him it would cost too much to make new signs that said Duh Taco.

Nate is so dumb he watched The French Connection and kept asking everyone where Olive Oil was.

Nate's breath is so bad it caused the first instance of a dog talking to a human in recorded history. His dog said "lick your balls and rear end it will freshen that right up"

HCP, do you want to explain the rules to this rookie or should I?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

HCP, do you want to explain the rules to this rookie or should I?

HCP is so dumb he didn't name himself Hispanic Causing Panic. It was to remind him of his job duties....

He Chutes Pictures

which is amazing because it should be one of these

He Cleans Portapotties
He Cuts Palmtrees
Herpes Complex Provider

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Ok, sometimes, ok.....

I can't tell the difference between Nate and BGD!

#ZING!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I think HCP is really Nate so that isn't technically an insult that isn't allowed.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ok, sometimes, ok.....

I can't tell the difference between Nate and BGD!

#ZING!!!!!!!!!!!

There is playing along and then there is just going too far.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

HCP, do you want to explain the rules to this rookie or should I?

On a true note I joined 6 days before that noob. 30000 something posts..jeez.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ok, sometimes, ok.....

I can't tell the difference between Nate and BGD!

#ZING!!!!!!!!!!!

Too far bro.

Too far.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Ok, sometimes, ok.....

I can't tell the difference between Nate and BGD!

#ZING!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Denny Crane]

Someone's going to be busier than a 3 legged poker dog at a fire hydrant fixing up all these posts.

 

[magnifier661]

Nate is a fucking pussy

 

[BlazerWookee]

Nate was invited to a cockfight, so he stayed up all night greasing his pecker...

 

[MickZagger]

Nate picks his boogers and eats them.